StrawberryBlond 13,476 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 We talk so much about the greatest lyrics, the most epic lyrics, but what about ones that just makes you laugh, whether it be in a good or bad way? Here are some of mine and bear in mind, I love almost all these songs, so no shade to the artists involved: Elton John - Your Song "If I was a sculptor...but then again, no." It's like he dreamed up a lyric and then realised it went nowhere but put it in anyway and it's just so quaint sounding, I just love it! Beyonce - I Care "You see these tears falling down to my ears?" The cutest rhyme I've ever heard and she sings it so dramatically that it makes me only want to laugh harder! George Gershwin - Summertime "Fish are jumping." It just makes me imagine a lake of dozens of fish doing acrobatics! And when this song played one day, my dad randomly went: "OH, LOOK AT THE FISH! THEY'RE JUMPING!" and its made me laugh ever since! Cardi B - Money Bag "Got lips like Angelina, Bentley truck tangerine, uh, tramps jumping on my d**k, uh, that's why they call it trampoline, uh!" Her ability to utilise her "uh/ah!" sound affect at the end of a good line works to maximum effect here, a great way to make a non-rhyme rhyme and raise a smile. Meghan Trainor - Dear Future Husband "I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed, open doors for me and you might get some...kisses." She even follows it up with "don't have a dirty mind!" Ed Sheeran - New Man "Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet." Kudos to Ed for slamming one of the worst UK men's fashion fads! Lil Yachty feat. Migos - Peek A Boo "My new bitch yellow, she blow that d**k like a cello." That line will never stop being funny. Yachty claimed he thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and no one who listened to this song in its production told him otherwise and it wasn't pointed out until release and now it's iconic for all the wrong reasons. At least he owns it. What made it funnier is that he dug the hole deeper by adding that he thought in Spongebob, Squidward played a cello, but now realises it's a flute. In actuality, Squidward plays a clarinet.  So, what's some of yours? Bear in mind, it's ok to list a song where the lyric was meant to be funny, but no actual full-on comedy songs from Lonely Island or anything like that. We're talking, regular mainstream songs here that have intentionally or unintentionally hilarious moments! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 26,922 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Pretty much all of Straight Outta Compton is a delight, but I think especially: When I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck 'Cause Ice Cube is crazy as F*ck Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollardays 3,109 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say) I met somebody cute and funny Got each other and that's funny She didn't even try to find a rhyme  Judas Judas, kiss me if offensed, or wear ear condom next time Like? Ear condom? And you can barely hear it too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketno10 1,843 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 âMy p**** taste like Pepsi colaâ **** I know that line is iconic but the comedic effect when I first hear it is real âLove it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggsâ again. Iconic but it made me laugh for the first time when I hear it âDo you ever feel, like a plastic bag?â Gurl no, I donât feel like a plastic bag, ever. What comparison even is this âIâm just going to the store, store  you might not see me anymore!â What? Just what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame 3,914 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Cardi B has a lesser known song called Cheap Ass Weave and it makes me laugh: Â "I'm begging Lord, oh God, oh God, oh please, oh please Please just bless these thots, these thots with they cheap ass weave" Â "I can't believe it This is insane How can you talk about me when your weave is inside of the grave? (It's dead, bitch)" Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketno10 1,843 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, The Fame said: Cardi B has a lesser known song called Cheap Ass Weave and it makes me laugh: Â "I'm begging Lord, oh God, oh God, oh please, oh please Please just bless these thots, these thots with they cheap ass weave" Â "I can't believe it This is insane How can you talk about me when your weave is inside of the grave? (It's dead, bitch)" Â IM DEAD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkGirl 1,226 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 where are the choo choos running tonight  - New York Lady Gaga My. Lawyer. Liked. That. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 95,606 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Hear the neighbors go: Uh-uh-oh Uh-uh-uh-oh Uh-uh-oh You be like giving me vibrations The ultimate stimulation straight out of the box Ugh, no hesitation Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride Making me crazy when the volumes high You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want Make my friends scream out loud I want what she's got Supernatural doing things that normal man can't do So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood  I'm working late, cause I'm a puta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reallydima 383 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Lots from Marina comes to mind. "Primadonna Girl, all I ever wanted was the world"Â Grace Kelly by MIKA, the entire song, makes me laugh. He's so funny telling it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURAOFSHEISSE 6,515 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Come on, boy, don't be afraid This *** custom made Don't you wanna rearrange my guts? It's about time that a bitch got laid Don't be afraid *** custom made *** smooth and soft like suede It's about time that a bitch got laid  Every Ayesha erotica song âHands on your knees, Iâm Angelina Jolieâ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 20,757 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I squirted on him like a squid now he inky-faced he said my p**sy tighter than nicole kidman face  - azealia banks  lolol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesescake 3,441 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 This is stupid, I'm not stupid Don't talk to me, like I'm stupid I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid Rihanna, Stupid In Love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 It's a rather juicy lyric, but I always have to giggle when he sings it FINNEAS - Around My Neck I'm in the best restaurant, haven't had a bite of the food I only wanna eat you Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scar97 1,074 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Feeling fussy, walkin' in my Balenci-ussy's  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstertoronto 7,944 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Garden panty! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trending Now
New Threads
Trending Now
New Threads
Featured Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.