PunkTheFunk 121,473 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 You are visited in the wee hours of the night by a magical ghost, who provides absolutely no context for their visit, but says they are willing to grant you one of two wishes. If you choose the first wish, you instantly become Gaga's best friend for life. That means you get unlimited access to Gaga and her music; you get invited to every event she attends; you get to hang out at her mansion whenever you want; you get to ride her private jet; you get gifts of $10,000 on every special occasion; and you get exclusive access to all of her unreleased content. You have the option of stepping down as Gaga's best friend at any time in case you get sick of her, and if you do, you get a lifetime pension of $3 million a month. If you choose the second wish: you have the power to stop climate change. The earth cools down, stopping the ice caps from melting and the world's ocean levels from rising. However, if you choose this, no one will ever know what you did (so you won't be celebrated as a hero) and you must continue living your normal life. Which do you choose? (Votes will be kept anonymous) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat 18,960 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaLa 18,536 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 well, guess I'll be Gaga's best friend for "life", so maybe the next 5- 15 years until we both get swept away in an unprecedented flood or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chlorine Sevigny 45,503 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I bet with this type of monkey paw ****, Gaga gets hit by a bus after you choose to be her friend for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 43,989 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I cant at the poll. Yall really that selfish? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 16,578 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 21 minutes ago, Economy said: I cant at the poll. Yall really that selfish? Absolutely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 43,989 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said: Absolutely I hope its a light hearted poll and ppl arent actually being dead serious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HausofGabo 1,198 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Being Asia’s Stylist for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NATAH 31,239 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 my country has had the same miserable weather my whole life, i could do with a change to spice things up! the drama of a hurricane or the good vibration of a sturdy earthquake, ya know? mother, what must i do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 26,468 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Well, if I'm being honest, and I knew there wasn't hell waiting for me for doing this, I would go straight to the 3 million per month bring my friends and family into a gated community and live life, and to be frank, f*ck all y'all, and the horses you rode in on cause for 3 million per month I can build a bubble big enough I'm totally oblivious of the rest of the world and I don't have enough years left not be able to spend the rest of it dodging catastrophe. And I don't feel bad because I didn't cause globing warming, and I wish you all the best of luck that a magic ghost finds a more generous person. Which also would be nice because then I wouldn't have to feel so bad. Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NichuuB 43,414 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 For the shock of the community, I chose the climate change one, I'm not as selfish as I think I am. But also, why be Gaga's friends if the world's is coming to an end in a few years? Property of @Whale Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannaeDrive 3,388 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Climate can't do singing nor acting, so it's easy for me. "Fame Is A Boomerang" - Maria Callas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,473 Posted November 20, 2021 Author Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Economy said: I cant at the poll. Yall really that selfish? Are you really surprised? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oriane 18,984 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Disappointed but not surprised at the results You popped my heart seams, all my bubble dreams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux 99 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Economy said: I cant at the poll. Yall really that selfish? YOLO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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