Drag Race: What would you do for the All Stars Variety Performance?

[COOOK 76,406]

After the success of the Snatch Game version of this thread, what would you do for your All Stars Variety performance?

Show us your talent!

[Chlorine 47,976]

Some spoken word like this 

 

[PrettyLilMonster 361]

Sit in the audience 

[weed 73,717]

talent: singing

but I sing Happy Birthday to Ru dressed as Marilyn

[Hyperobject 66,771]

definitely striptease 

or magic show number, I love them. 

[bionic 49,759]

My only talent is prolonged existence so I guess I'd just walk around the stage existing and pointing at myself to show how well I'm doing

[RAMROD 109,201]

Something never been done before. And that will not be doing stand up. Looking at you, TKB

 

Maybe, cooking show. Cos Inlove to cook. And Ru would love that, for opportunity to do spin off show idea, cos he's business savvy like that.  

[Hyperobject 66,771]

2 minutes ago, bionic said:

My only talent is prolonged existence so I guess I'd just walk around the stage existing and pointing at myself to show how well I'm doing

tbh it sounds like Symone lipsyncing the whole last season, so you’d be safe. 

[bionic 49,759]

1 minute ago, RAMROD said:

Something never been done before. And that will not be doing stand up. Looking at you, TKB

 

Maybe, cooking show. Cos Inlove to cook. And Ru would love that, for opportunity to do spin off show idea, cos he's business savvy like that.  

Ru notoriously hates seeing drag queens eat, so keep it away from your mouth

[bionic 49,759]

Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

tbh it sounds like Symone lipsyncing whole last season.  

I should be so lucky to have such strong protection from the producers  My winner's edit is real

[COOOK 76,406]

2 minutes ago, bionic said:

My only talent is prolonged existence so I guess I'd just walk around the stage existing and pointing at myself to show how well I'm doing

Dancing a medley of bionic would've been nice too..

[bionic 49,759]

Just now, COOOK said:

Dancing a medley of bionic would've been nice too..

Dancing would land me in BTM2 if not Ru interrupting the performance to ELIM there and then

I'd for sure write #justiceforbionic on the mirror in my Xtina Cosmetics lipstick tho

[Hyperobject 66,771]

Just now, COOOK said:

Dancing a medley of bionic would've been nice too..

Coco teas, so they won’t allow it. 

[Chlorine 47,976]

2 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

tbh it sounds like Symone lipsyncing the whole last season, so you’d be safe. 

[RAMROD 109,201]

2 minutes ago, bionic said:

Ru notoriously hates seeing drag queens eat, so keep it away from your mouth

I mean, I will buy ingredients from posh stores, not H&M