WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[Mother of Puppies 35,578]

Are those people even celebs?

[Guest]

Wake me up when dinner is served.

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SUSPECT #17 

TIFFANY POLLARD

@Rahrahbitchson

Hello, my name is Tiffany Pollard, since I am from New York, many of you probably know me as New York, it is an honor for me to be the only guest of Flavor of Love for this occasion. A special thanks to my girl Sia, but I can't help but apologize to Beyonce, Beyonce sweetie im so sorry im so sorry that an ugly a** b*tch like Sia would even have the nerve to write "Pretty Hurts" oh my god, I am so grateful you took this song and make it yours since that displeasing face can't relate. With your interpretation you blew us all our wigs leaving Sia's house empty.  

 

[Guest]

Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #17 

TIFFANY POLLARD

@Rahrahbitchson

Hello, my name is Tiffany Pollard, since I am from New York, many of you probably know me as New York, it is an honor for me to be the only guest of Flavor of Love for this occasion. A special thanks to my girl Sia, but I can't help but apologize to Beyonce, Beyonce sweetie im so sorry im so sorry that an ugly a** b*tch like Sia would even have the nerve to write "Pretty Hurts" oh my god, I am so grateful you took this song and make it yours since that displeasing face can't relate. With your interpretation you blew us all our wigs leaving Sia's house empty.  

 

Can New York have the Big Apple in her mouth? 

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9 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #14

ARIANA GRANDE 

@Flippy

*yuh*

 

after this speech, I decided to do another kind of performance

 

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SUSPECT #18

PEARL KRABS 

@weed

I am... the beauty hidden inside a clam. I am... the breeze against your cheeks on a cool Autumn day. I am the feeling you get when there's no line at the drive thru. My dad is a greedy crone, rotten from the core with his desperation for money. I have no friends, no other family. I spend my time, and I live my life. I am Pearl. Pearl Krabs. 

[alsemanche 91,814]

Oh she's the disease I had. Hello nice to see you again Miss Crabs! 

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SUSPECT #19

KANYE WEST

@Teletubby

I’m greatest living rock star on the planet. I'm a creative genius and there's no other way to word it, and I know you're not supposed to say those things about yourself but for me to say I wasn't a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself. I only play by God’s rules. I don’t follow no man made codes. God is good. Praise God.
I'm here at Sia's charity event to hear her song about me The Greatest and I'm waiting. 

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Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #18

PEARL KRABS 

@weed

I am... the beauty hidden inside a clam. I am... the breeze against your cheeks on a cool Autumn day. I am the feeling you get when there's no line at the drive thru. My dad is a greedy crone, rotten from the core with his desperation for money. I have no friends, no other family. I spend my time, and I live my life. I am Pearl. Pearl Krabs. 

[Guest]

[A MESS 3,938]

1 minute ago, alsemanche said:

Oh she's the disease I had. Hello nice to see you again Miss Crabs! 

*flashbacks*

[Teletubby 134,269]

3 minutes ago, Munchlax said:

Wake me up when dinner is served.

who is serving dinner? @Rat Boy ? 

[Anveeroy 57,865]

Sorry @Ororo MunroeI have to announce this. I'm the killer of 

Spoiler

so many hearts! Love yall xoxo 

 

Edited September 22, 2021 by Kantakyakirno

[alsemanche 91,814]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

I’m greatest living rock star on the planet. I'm a creative genius

 

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SUSPECT #20

TAYLOR MOMSEN

@Oriane

I'm Taylor Momsen. I have to say, I don't really know why I'm here, I was told there would be a concert here and a lot of musicians to connect with, but I expected things to be a bit more... rock'n'roll *does an eyeroll towards Katy Perry*

Anyway this death is great, um, I mean not great in itself but I think it will truly inspire me for my next work. My last album was called Death by Rock And Roll, how do you think I could call my next one? Well, I can kind of relate to that poor girl. I was an actress before and I decided to be a musician instead. This one was a musician and decided to do movies for some reason. This speaks to me on a deep level as a reverse cinematic experience, maybe I could use her as my alter ego or something. What do you think? Too soon? Heh, I'll wait a few years and it should be fine. Okay, let me start writing some lyrics and don't bother me while I'm doing it, thanks.