What are the dumbest conspiracies about Gaga you've heard?

[InTheCloset 17,830]

12 hours ago, DrKindnessKunt1999 said:

That she was having an affair with Angelina Jolie and that Gaga was the top in the relationship since she's a hermaphodite. 

 

Oh also, that Gaga, Amy Winehouse, Kreyshawn, and JonBenet Ramsay were the same person. 

i would actually like if she and jolie date. i always liked the idea they dated. gaga is youre reading this date jolie.

the satanism were are pretty dumb n the illuminati stuff. if she is in it they better promote her to high priestess now.

[A Very Gaga Holida 21,884]

I never see fans mentioning it but literally everyone I know thinks she used to be a prostitute

[MonsterBall13 1,212]

1. That she has a penis 

2. that the born this way cheek horns were her bones (Gaga was the one who started that one ) 

[Mother of Puppies 35,797]

27 minutes ago, KEVIN STEVE said:

I never see fans mentioning it but literally everyone I know thinks she used to be a prostitute

Wait…. What?! Why? I -  

[Mother of Puppies 35,797]

6 hours ago, Ivy said:

That she drinks blood from children/eats babies (it's how hollywood ppl retain their youth )

That she sold her soul to be famous (so many comments and videos mentioning this on YT)

That Michael is a fake/pr boyfriend (seems very far fetched )

What is it with people saying she „sold her soul“? I see it on YouTube a lot. What would it mean anyway? 

[A Very Gaga Holida 21,884]

Just now, Mother of Puppies said:

Wait…. What?! Why? I -  

I don't know, I guess it was another rumor with absolutely no element of proof maybe because of her looks lol

Or maybe because she was a gogo dancer? Both jobs are pretty much the same in some people's minds

[Mother of Puppies 35,797]

4 minutes ago, KEVIN STEVE said:

I don't know, I guess it was another rumor with absolutely no element of proof maybe because of her looks lol

Or maybe because she was a gogo dancer? Both jobs are pretty much the same in some people's minds

Yeah definitely because she was a go go dancer and used to strip in bars? I mean there are photos of her not wearing a lot  but to think she was a prostitute is far fetched 

[tomsches 17,325]

That she released Judas 3 days early because Judas betrayed Jesus 3 days before he was crucified.

That she planned ARTPOPs underperformance because it’s about the decay of the blonde pop star 

[Glamourpuss 29,062]

13 hours ago, SamanthaC said:

That she killed Lina Morgana

I wish this one would go away. It's so disrespectful.

[A Very Gaga Holida 21,884]

2 minutes ago, Mother of Puppies said:

Yeah definitely because she was a go go dancer and used to strip in bars? I mean there are photos of her not wearing a lot  but to think she was a prostitute is far fetched 

True, but what isn't far fetched when it comes to rumors?  GGD won't say otherwise  90% of the “Gaga rumors” are completely made up and come out of nowhere lol

[Bolkins 4,099]

My all time fave is that she had Lou Reed whacked because he was going to sabotage ARTPOP

[Ivy 11,790]

37 minutes ago, Mother of Puppies said:

What is it with people saying she „sold her soul“? I see it on YouTube a lot. What would it mean anyway? 

Idk something about making a pact with the devil? I'm not sure 

It makes no sense because you have to overlook the fact that she's actually a talented musician/singer/actress and so on to believe that she sold her soul to become famous 

[Ivy 11,790]

53 minutes ago, tomsches said:

That she released Judas 3 days early because Judas betrayed Jesus 3 days before he was crucified.

That she planned ARTPOPs underperformance because it’s about the decay of the blonde pop star 

I find these as some of the most interesting ones 

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18 hours ago, LilyLark said:

That she and Hunter Biden had a fling and there are photos of her having a threesome with him...also, even if she did both were single at the time so it's funny that the ring wingers thought it was "scandalous."

 

There are some even dumber ones, but they tend to be hateful/twist a few true facts into something else.

Right-wingers really have this creepy obsession with Hunter Biden. I get it, he was addicted to drugs, but a lot of US people were/are/will be. You guys really have f*cking opioid crisis at the moment, yet one addict is such a deal to y'all? How media and reps treated Hunter is disrespectful to all addicted people out there.

[Chromatica Island 8,517]

On 9/5/2021 at 8:11 AM, Tinnitus15 said:

That she drinks kids’ blood,or she’s part of the Hollywood pedophilia 

 

On 9/5/2021 at 8:45 AM, Karen Smith said:

I love this one about adrenochrome

She drinks drenochrome - substance made from children blood. It's pink. It's like adrenaline but stronger. That's why she called her album chromatica (adrenoCHROME) and album cover is pink. Love it. 

These ones are gross and disrespectful, adrenochrome conspiracy is very easily debunked, you can buy it online as well ( these are created in a lab)