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2 minutes ago, Wet Fire said:

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13 minutes ago, Wet Fire said:

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Secrets From A Watermelon (Who's Seen It All)

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Harry: "Hey, you wanted me to call you?"

Lorde: "Oh, yes!"

Harry: "What for?"

Lorde: "I've seen Jesus, Harry. The Lord Christ himself."

Harry: "..."

Lorde: "He told me armaggedon will happen soon, Harry. He told me that."

Harry: "Okay...listen..."

Lorde: "Don't interrupt me, Harry. This is important. You need to kill the president. There's no time for explanations."

Harry: "But"

Lorde: "Harry, shut your mouth. There's no time. Come to my house. I'll give you the weapons. Please, Harry. Listen to me. The Lord himself said this to me. Shoot the president."

Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC).
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