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Cavadour

Capricorn, Scorpio rising. Mars and Saturn in conjonction right on the ascent. Chinese astro year : Goat.

Horny enough ? :what:

Late to the party but I got a diamond heart
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Sneaky Oliver

Piranha 

They are fearless, aggressive, and get what they want every time. They are highly career-oriented and use their charm and high energy levels to push forward consistently. Piranhas have an over-sized appetite for success that is never satisfied. They have the smarts and the will to do whatever it takes to get ahead, and they often do.

:firega: bad bitch energy 

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Chromatica Island

I'm a Vulture

Any/All Pronouns, Genderfluid🏳‍⚧
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hoeslay

I'm a platypus and agree with like...literally nothing that was said. We're supposed to be shy and reserved and not artistic. I'm very outgoing and am literally pursuing a music career um :ladyhaha:

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PartySick

Idk if I'm stupid or what but I can't even navigate that site :bear:

Nvm, I got it...and I have some complaints about my animal :neyde:

A shih tzu :neyde:

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Members of this sign are kind, loving, and generous. Their deepest hope is to play an integral role in making their surroundings better. This is almost always appreciated by others, but Shih Tzus also have a tendency to become bossy and can become moody to the point of acting childish if they don’t get to be in charge (though minor signs in the birth chart may affect this differently).

(Accurate^)

Still, this is a sign that at the very least needs the adoration of those they are helping in order to feel good about all they are giving. They have a strong sense of justice and if they feel that they are being treated with less respect or appreciation than they deserve, they will shun the offender and punish them by withdrawing their own help and attention until an apology is made (or enough time passes that they forgive and forget, which they do quite easily).

(Very petty...and accurate. I live for your Applause.mp3 and f*ck you if I don't get it but I love you anyway hihi)

This is a very honest sign who values integrity more than most. Those who are dishonest or disrespectful with them will be cut off without a second thought. Unfortunately Shih Tzus can also be a bit paranoid from time to time, thinking that others are plotting against them, but they also have good instincts and should learn to withhold judgment (or revenge) by balancing their intuition with the facts at hand.

(Very accurate :lmao:especially the "paranoid" bit and how I cut bitches from my life :lmao:)

Shih Tzus are playful and funny and people truly enjoy being in their presence. They can also be controlling and demanding, though, which is why some people have a hard time dealing with them. True friends love and appreciate them for all of their virtues and faults alike, and there are always many of these people around.

Love comes easily for this sign. They are well-liked and respected by most people and have a warmth to them in person that is hard to resist. They are extremely loyal so if they enter a relationship they do so with all the trust in the world. On the flip side, if this trust is violated, they are very quick to walk away completely, as if the relationship never happened.

(Idk about all that "omg people love them" crap but I do be playing and I try to be warm. I also have a low tolerance for bullsh*t and the loyalty stuff is spot on)

Shih Tzus are extremely diplomatic, and while they may be somewhat judgmental internally, they are quite good at settling difficult conflicts and making others feel taken care of.

(Legitimately one of my strengths :applause:)

 

This is one of the first astrology things that I feel is pretty accurate.

You're stinky
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Franch Toast

I’m a Polar Bear, but I know this from a different site, as the one linked in the OP is full of ads and links to other things, and I don’t even know what is the real site.

She/Her/Hers
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PartySick
9 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

I’m a Polar Bear, but I know this from a different site, as the one linked in the OP is full of ads and links to other things, and I don’t even know what is the real site.

I clicked the mobile friendly link and it took me to this

https://www.primal-astrology.com/find-your-sign

You're stinky
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GagasEarCondom

Im a duck 

"escucha las palabras de las brujas" (dont mind me Im just possessing DJWS'S Hard drive for ACT II)
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