China begins using an*l swabs to test for Covid : 'they are more accurate'

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Beijing (China) is using an*l  swabs to test its residents for coronavirus, a method that local experts say is more accurate.
an*l swabs have been used in China since last year,  but now it is being used more commonly after a 9 y.o. boy tested positive for the U.K. variant of the virus last month.

Li Tongzeng of Beijing You'an Hospital said that traces of the coronavirus linger longer in the an*l  or excrement than those samples taken from nasal and throat swabs. 
'Some asymptomatic patients tend to recover quickly and possible that there will be no trace of the virus in their throat after 3 to 5 days, but the virus lasts longer from the samples taken from the patient's digestive tract and excrement.'


The accuracy and efficiency of an*l  swabs remain controversial among experts.
Yang Zhanqiu [deputy director of the pathogen biology department at Wuhan University] told that the nasal and throat swabs remain the most efficient test as the virus is proven to be contracted via one's upper respiratory tract rather than the digestive system.

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[POP2 4,206]

Not me thinking it was an*l swabs 

Okay. Apparently it is **** swabs

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what's a 4 star swab?

 

[DirrtyPony 1,330]

Why did my mind think you were saying d*** swabs?

 

Sorry, painful flashbacks 

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scheisse swabs?

[PhantomOfTheDance 13,795]

OH NVM

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2 minutes ago, POP2 said:

Not me thinking it was an*l swabs 

it is an*l swab

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Moving to China PRONTO

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Proably still more pleasant than the nose one 

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1 minute ago, Lady Papa said:

Moving to China PRONTO

They test with a swab not a d*ck  

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Yuh get into it

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They would get the exactly same thing from a fãg.

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What the actual ****?

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3 minutes ago, Ryusei said:

They test with a swab not a d*ck  

Sweetie after this past 12-month quarantine I'll take anything!!!

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14 minutes ago, Lady Papa said:

Moving to China PRONTO