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Missy, Work It - "Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha" :bear:

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Massive Monster
1 hour ago, GreenDiamond said:

- im in love with a shape of puke

THIS

I can't stand Ed Sheeran songs either 

 

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Massive Monster

Shakira really warned us from the start with her wtf lyrics:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

:tony:

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River

Lil B, Wonton Soup - "Bitches s-ck my DIC because I look like J.K. Rowling":smh:

 

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River

Drake in What's My Name - "The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? cause I've been tryna work it out":laughga:

Ed, Wake Me Up - "And I know you love Shrek because we've watched it 12 times":spin:

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TopazBlue

My friend always had a problem with the line "they're burning all the witches even if you aren't one"

A classic:

"I need a girl who keep it lowkey
Up late night eating macaroni, yeah" :bradley:

This post kills me every time :air:

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butthole
8 hours ago, Enzo said:

I want-want to be-be-be free-free-free-free

:awkney:

forever baby

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6 hours ago, alicefromabove said:

The entire Confessions album by Madonna :bear:

At first I was so bewildered that you would suggest such drivel, but then they all came back to me at once and I sadly nodded. It's like every song had at least one clunker line.

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Sorcerer92
8 hours ago, alicefromabove said:

The entire Confessions album by Madonna :bear:

I believe you mistyped Hard Candy which is bar none the worst pop record of the 2000s

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Anveeroy
8 hours ago, alicefromabove said:

The entire Confessions album by Madonna :bear:

a crime is born 

Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies!
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BlondeQueenOfGGD

Loser by Beck

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

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flyaway
6 hours ago, Sorcerer92 said:

I believe you mistyped Hard Candy which is bar none the worst pop record of the 2000s

I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork

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flyaway
16 hours ago, Enzo said:

I want-want to be-be-be free-free-free-free

:awkney:

What's wrong with that hook? The song makes perfect sense though :queenga:

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