Glamour: Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Hea

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Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Heard

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But none of Gaga's stunts are stranger than her actual music—in the best way possible, of course. All of her biggest hits—"Bad Romance," "Applause," "Just Dance," etc.—are sonically weird, but they somehow work. They became mainstream because of Gaga's clever lyrics and the producers' monster beats. Reinventing pop music is Gaga's thing, TBH, and she hits the mark almost every time.

Notice how I said the word "almost," because there have been a few times where Gaga's music just didn't work—for a multitude of reasons. And one of those times was "Christmas Tree," a bizarre electronic song she released in December 2008 where she essentially makes Christmas trees a metaphor for sex. Why Gaga thought, "Light me up, put me on top, let's fa la la la la la la la la" was a solid lyrical choice will remain one of pop music's greatest mysteries.

There are more cringe-worthy gems where that came from, too Here is just a sample of the lyrics found in "Christmas Tree":

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree"

"Ho ho ho under the mistletoe/Yes, everybody knows/We will take off our clothes"

"My Christmas tree is delicious" (What the hell... does this mean?)

https://www.glamour.com/story/lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song

 

This article has me sent 

it’s the backhanded compliments for me 

[roshogullu 1,415]

i don't know why people call the song cringy. i listen to it all the time, a bop

[xoxo Craig 55,649]

11 minutes ago, Blastertoyo said:

Lady Gaga Has a Weird Christmas Sex Song You've Probably Never Heard

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But none of Gaga's stunts are stranger than her actual music—in the best way possible, of course. All of her biggest hits—"Bad Romance," "Applause," "Just Dance," etc.—are sonically weird, but they somehow work. They became mainstream because of Gaga's clever lyrics and the producers' monster beats. Reinventing pop music is Gaga's thing, TBH, and she hits the mark almost every time.

Notice how I said the word "almost," because there have been a few times where Gaga's music just didn't work—for a multitude of reasons. And one of those times was "Christmas Tree," a bizarre electronic song she released in December 2008 where she essentially makes Christmas trees a metaphor for sex. Why Gaga thought, "Light me up, put me on top, let's fa la la la la la la la la" was a solid lyrical choice will remain one of pop music's greatest mysteries.

There are more cringe-worthy gems where that came from, too Here is just a sample of the lyrics found in "Christmas Tree":

"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree"

"Ho ho ho under the mistletoe/Yes, everybody knows/We will take off our clothes"

"My Christmas tree is delicious" (What the hell... does this mean?)

https://www.glamour.com/story/lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song

 

This article has me sent 

it’s the backhanded compliments for me 

I think... they know

[Snorlax 6,077]

This reminds me of that video of those elementary school kids dancing to Christmas Tree 

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I listen to this one since 2009 and loving it 

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6 hours ago, Snorlax said:

This reminds me of that video of those elementary school kids dancing to Christmas Tree 

What omg 

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"You've Probably Never Heard"

That's not true. Somehow,  even a lot of locals  know this song. Not sure how but I've seen multiple videos of people singing and dancing to Christmas tree

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It has also a cute MV

 

[Pennywise 36,046]

even the link is sending me, like, "lady-gaga-christmas-sex-song" 

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43 minutes ago, Blastertoyo said:

What omg