If Haus Labs Was An MLM...

[Rat Boy 43,604]

For those of you who don't know, an MLM is basically a pyramid scheme. MLMs prey on vulnerable people and use guilt and toxic positivity to trap people into their scams - destroying lives. Members of MLMs become so desperate to make money that their entire social media pages become ads for the MLM/recruitment. If Haus Labs was an MLM what would you think? Would you support Gaga? Would you become a part of the pyramid?  

Obviously I am not suggesting that Haus Labs is an MLM.  

[MonsterMom 12,647]

I’d be selling the sh*t out of it and be at the top of that pyramid 

[Rat Boy 43,604]

Just now, MonsterMom said:

I’d be selling the sh*t out of it and be at the top of that pyramid 

Yaaasss boss babe! You go girl XOXOXO 

[Blastertoyo 22,734]

I would not participate or support it.

MLMs are toxic and are the epitome of unethical business practices.

Tyra Banks’ makeup line was also an MLM but then they ended up eventually transitioning back to just regular online retail but the brand flopped as a result of their original MLM structure.

 

[Rat Boy 43,604]

Just now, Blastertoyo said:

Tyra Banks’ makeup line was also an MLM 

I didn't know this.

[Blastertoyo 22,734]

Just now, Mer Boy said:

I didn't know this.

 

[Mise en Scene 1,040]

9 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

I’d be selling the sh*t out of it and be at the top of that pyramid 

We love a strong independent scammer. I’m so proud. 
 

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Can I be on the level right underneath you.

 

[Blastertoyo 22,734]

1 minute ago, Mise en Scene said:

We love a strong independent scammer. I’m so proud. 
 

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Can I be on the level right underneath you.

 

True bottom energy 

as in bottom of the pyramid 

[Mise en Scene 1,040]

2 minutes ago, Blastertoyo said:

True bottom energy 

as in POWER BOTTOM of the pyramid 

FIXED. I learned from the best. 

[PEZ 6,248]

16 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

Members of MLMs become so desperate to make money that their entire social media pages become ads for the MLM/recruitment.

I feel like this is how some of the most intense/delulu Little Chartsters already behave towards the music "Buy buy buy! Stream stream stream! Here's how we can debut at #1 next week! Buy 13 copies of Chromatica! Organize a streaming party! Stream around the clock! Have your phone stream this playlist while you're sleeping! Enter my album giveaway by posting a receipt of your purchase of the single! Buy the singles on all your devices!" etc.

[Rat Boy 43,604]

1 minute ago, PEZ said:

I feel like this is how some of the most intense/delulu Little Chartsters already behave towards the music "Buy buy buy! Stream stream stream! Here's how we can debut at #1 next week! Buy 13 copies of Chromatica! Organize a streaming party! Stream around the clock! Have your phone stream this playlist while you're sleeping! Enter my album giveaway by posting a receipt of your purchase of the single! Buy the singles on all your devices!" etc.

Literally the exact phrases MLMs use.

They even shame/guilt fans if they are not prepared to do this level of 'work' like MLMs do.  

[Bella Goth 1,149]

if haus was a mlm finally i really can do promote her and also get paid for it.

[Mise en Scene 1,040]

23 minutes ago, Bella Goth said:

if haus was a mlm finally i really can do promote her and also get paid for it.

Imagine getting paid to stan.  A dream. Top 10 album for 76 weeks confirmed. 

[MonsterMom 12,647]

41 minutes ago, Mise en Scene said:

We love a strong independent scammer. I’m so proud. 
 

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Can I be on the level right underneath you.

 

You wanna be that G.U.Y 

[Taylucifer 5,167]

If Haus Labs Was An MLM I wouldn't be surprised