Rats besiege New York Chipotle, attacking staff and eating avocados

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As columnist Mary Schmich once said, in life, there are certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, and – I’m going to add one – you can always count on New York for a good old rat story.

Today that story is of the Upper Manhattan Chipotle food chain rats, who have been feasting on avocados and burritos – and, by the sounds of it – disturbed staff.

The rats seem to have developed the same expensive taste for avocados as many New Yorkers – they liked them so much Chipotle eventually had to move the fruit to the freezer to keep the rats at bay.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/09/chipotle-rats-new-york-avocado

[Quasi 11,031]

Can I have extra guac-

[tylertremallose 1,398]

my rats like avocado too

[Pennywise 36,080]

So @Mer Boy has finally lost it, huh 

[Guest Adarsh]

Time for revenge 

[RAMROD 117,023]

Those are surplus rats from Joe's Tratorria, maybe     

[xoxo Craig 55,649]

Joe Trumpenotta is shook

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

You know what they say...once you kill a rat...you gotta eat Chipotle 

[Rat Boy 43,832]

1 hour ago, Pennywise said:

So @Mer Boy has finally lost it, huh 

Look out world we are coming!!

 

[Suspiria 10,683]

They got bored of Joe's meatballs I guess.

[The Clown 539]

Shallow breaking records yet again 

[Pennywise 36,080]

41 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

Look out world we are coming!!

 

[weed 78,905]

I’m not an insider but I read a tweet that Joe paid each of the rats $20 to go mess with Chipotle 

[MOT 3,605]

Leave Joe alone please. We owe him a lot.

[RAMROD 117,023]

1 minute ago, MOT said:

Leave Joe alone please. We owe him a lot.

All that have been down the drain now, sorry, I don't make the rules