Jill 29,087 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Let's be real for a second here. Apart from Bad Romance, Gaga managed to get a number of other so-called "hits" but none of them can actually hold up in court, because all of them can be explained by a series of lucky events. Let's see: From The Fame: Just Dance (reached #1 because of people just trying and see what it was) Poker Face (reached #1 because people were giving Gaga the benefit of the doubt after her first singe failed) LoveGame (the video was sexual) Eh, Eh (we don't talk about it) BDR (people just confused it with Poker Face) Paparazzi (people were obsessed with paparazzi photos and found the song when searching for the term in Google, by chance) From The Fame Monster: Bad Romance - Gaga's only real hit Telephone (people were itnerested in Beyoncé, not Gaga) Alejandro (nuns were mad) From Born This Way: Born This Way (reached #1 thanks to upwards gravity) Judas (people bought it out of spite for the real Judas) The Edge of Glory (people thought she was Katy Perry here. I don't have proof but Im sure of it) You and I (the GP just listened to it after Elton John mentioned it under the wrong title, then elft it because they were uninterested) Marry the Night (didn't reach #-3) From ARTPOP: Applause (people were only listening to it because Katy Perry indirectly promoted it) Do What U Want (this song doesn't even exist) A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: Perfect Illusion (the GP was only interested because of the hype) Million Reasons (only reached #4 because it was a good song) G.U.Y. (not even a hit) From ASIB: Shallow (in times of COVID, the people found comfort in the audience sound effects) ARUTW (too long to type, too cheesy to accomodate the GP's exclusive taste) INLA (even longer tittiele than ARUTW) From Chromatica: Stupid Love (people were nostalgic of the Texas Rangers, but confused them with the Power Rangers) Rain on Me (basically Ariana's solo single) 911 (the video was shockign) I know this opinion is controversial but you all know deepd won that I'm right. Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 11,923 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 I love you Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 51,002 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlondeQueenOfGGD 25,454 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 You sound like Quran/PutYourPawsDown/ItFeelsReductive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak 309 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Eh Eh was never released as a single in the U.S.... It was a regional single like 911 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainingOnMe 7,252 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jill said: The Edge of Glory (people thought she was Katy Perry here. I don't have proof but Im sure of it) Thread of the year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderMagno 10,746 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: Applause (people were only listening to it because Katy Perry indirectly promoted it) Do What U Want (this song doesn't even exist) A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) Edit: ok I get it now, but on the other hand I should report this for using the wrong tag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise 35,877 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Don't you have to get ready to be the first lady or something, gurl So long ggd, it was nice while it lasted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 29,087 Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, Zak said: Eh Eh was never released as a single in the U.S.... It was a regional single like 911 It was such a gigantic flop that Gaga's team wants you to believe this was what happened. Don't listen to them. Wake up. Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HausOfAntonio 7,995 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 The way I was about to pop OFF for a second there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaism 10,353 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 “from ARTPOP AYO” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster7 5,666 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: G.U.Y. From ASIB: Shallow (in times of COVID, the people found comfort in the audience sound effects) ARUTW (too long to type, too cheesy to accomodate the GP's exclusive taste) INLA (even longer tittiele than ARUTW) From Chromatica: Stupid Love (people were nostalgic of the Texas Rangers, but confused them with the Power Rangers) screaming I was already going to report Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei 60,889 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Musery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donatellab 2,476 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: G.U.Y. (not even a hit) She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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