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Henri Bardot
41 minutes ago, HosedDownGypsy said:

Is this the longest time ever they needed to declare a winner?:saladga:

lmao 2000 

Al Gore (D) and Bush (R), were separated by a few hundred votes in Florida

Literally dozens of people decided the president.

The press called Bush as the winner, when in reality no one knew. That’s why today they are very careful when calling winners.

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Princess Diana
Just now, sarahb said:

Georgia down to 18K from 23K

Is it still on track for Biden to flip it?

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sarahb
Just now, Luna Lovegood said:

Is it still on track for Biden to flip it?

Probably, it was 79-21. I'll look for more info

Do you feel him sir?
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Levine
8 minutes ago, alsemanche said:

 

I'm waiting for her to stop tweeting like a 15yo. Now y'all will drag me I know, but the difference between her and Gaga is abmysal

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37 minutes ago, bionic said:

60 years ago. He was 25 in the left pic

That’s impossible, he’s 77 today :air:

We don’t really need to talk too much, show each other what we know 🦋
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HorusRa2
1 hour ago, PartySick said:

Lemme drop my favorite Biden bars before I go back to sleep 🎶

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, hoss!

I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!

From all your wives to the SATs,

Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!

'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!

You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover!

But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier,

And became the Constitution's domestic abuser!

200,000 deaths lying at your door,

And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!

Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'!

When we go high, you go down on Putin! Ugh!

Truth is, you're scared to lose!

You got nothing in the bank 'cept IOU's!

Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a bitch,

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!

Look! You're a freeloader, change your name to Tramp!

My campaign's ramping up, you can't get down a ramp!

I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!

For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?!

 

Epic rap battle? 😜

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sarahb

Poll: 94% Of Nation Would Rather Live In Authoritarian Dictatorship Than Wait 10 More Minutes For Results

WASHINGTON—With almost all respondents claiming there is no agony greater than anticipation, a new Gallup poll released Tuesday found that 94% of the nation would rather live in an authoritarian dictatorship than wait 10 more minutes for election results. “I would much prefer to be subjected to the cruel whims of an autocratic megalomaniac than wait any longer for the final election outcome,” said Georgia resident Chris Mitchell, who, along with a nearly unanimous majority of Americans, expressed a willingness to be dragged from his house by government agents in the dead of night and disappeared if it would result in a shorter period of uncertainty. “Being forced to do hard labor in a concentration camp? Sign me up if it means I could finally find out who won this damn thing. Feed me propaganda, shoot dissidents in the street, do away with elections altogether, I don’t care! I’ll accept anything at this point. I just want to know.” At press time, the other 6% of respondents confirmed that they were willing to wait another five minutes maximum.

https://politics.theonion.com/poll-94-of-nation-would-rather-live-in-authoritarian-1845532103

Sounds true tbh :ladyhaha:

Do you feel him sir?
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10 minutes ago, Levine said:

I'm waiting for her to stop tweeting like a 15yo. Now y'all will drag me I know, but the difference between her and Gaga is abmysal

 

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alsemanche
11 minutes ago, Levine said:

I'm waiting for her to stop tweeting like a 15yo. Now y'all will drag me I know, but the difference between her and Gaga is abmysal

i feel like she's gonna tweet "she :applause: did :applause: that :applause:" if Biden wins :bear:

Soft, soothing, and succulent
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sarahb
8 minutes ago, Henri Bardot said:

Is Biden flipping Georgia? 

It's a possibility that's in his favour

Do you feel him sir?
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bionic
16 minutes ago, Levine said:

I'm waiting for her to stop tweeting like a 15yo. Now y'all will drag me I know, but the difference between her and Gaga is abmysal

If you want to see abysmal tweets, check Ariana account

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