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StrawberryBlond

That gave me a good laugh and has some solid advice, in all seriousness. I never thought about pH balance being an issue behind dryness, actually, no one really educates you about this stuff. I think the brushing teeth part is a bit excessive, though, you'd be just as well swilling with water and obviously, you should be using protection (unless you want to get pregnant, don't take that risk), so there should be no cross-contamination anyway. You should always switch protection between each...area. Just trying to speak as safe for work as is possible.

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12 hours ago, blankpaper said:

I can think of worse ways to spend time :ladyhaha:

Sucking **** is the worst, id rather be on a plane with high turbulence and about to crash

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14 minutes ago, KanyeWest said:

Sucking **** is the worst, id rather be on a plane with high turbulence and about to crash

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17 minutes ago, KanyeWest said:

Sucking **** is the worst, id rather be on a plane with high turbulence and about to crash

Haha I actually like it. It gives you a lot of power having your teeth right there if they act up :billie:

reality’s tight if the music is right
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39 minutes ago, blankpaper said:

Haha I actually like it. It gives you a lot of power having your teeth right there if they act up :billie:

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :air: 

same tho :vegas: 

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9 hours ago, Rudz Xinc said:

What's she babbling about? Sounded like German part of Scheiße. :saladga:

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imnotyourbabe10

Thank you for sharing this.  I don't even have words.  I have been revisiting that post all day and giggling my butt off! 
Definitely just started following her on Instagram :vegas:
 

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Galactic Mess

I’ve watched this more than once to get everything she says but it was worth it :lmao:

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MaybeKermit
8 hours ago, KanyeWest said:

Sucking **** is the worst, id rather be on a plane with high turbulence and about to crash

That"s a bit of an exageration but ok go awf :rip:

May I ask why you hate it that much? Omg

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8 hours ago, StrawberryBlond said:

That gave me a good laugh and has some solid advice, in all seriousness. I never thought about pH balance being an issue behind dryness, actually, no one really educates you about this stuff. I think the brushing teeth part is a bit excessive, though, you'd be just as well swilling with water and obviously, you should be using protection (unless you want to get pregnant, don't take that risk), so there should be no cross-contamination anyway. You should always switch protection between each...area. Just trying to speak as safe for work as is possible.

My ex and I could of used advice back in the day cuz she used to be always dry big time :toofunny:

 

She'd only get wet after long foreplay but it would take so long that my excitement would be done by the time she was ready and my bonner gone it was so frustrating :deadbanana:

 

The the lives from the store suck. They all say long lasting but u have to keep reapplying like every 3-4 minutes :triggered:

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Babylon (Haus Labs) featuring Cardi B confirmed! It's the only way she can help the gays restore their PH levels :stalkga: 

:ladyhaha:

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11 hours ago, Francesca Cipriani said:

How can someone be her fan? She's so vulgar...

ok mother proper 

she is amazing 

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35 minutes ago, Economy said:

My ex and I could of used advice back in the day cuz she used to be always dry big time :toofunny:

 

She'd only get wet after long foreplay but it would take so long that my excitement would be done by the time she was ready and my bonner gone it was so frustrating :deadbanana:

 

The the lives from the store suck. They all say long lasting but u have to keep reapplying like every 3-4 minutes :triggered:

I've never seen you talk this freaky! Just to let you know that there are guidelines around this sorta talk around here! I don't know what you meant be "the the lives," I assume it's a typo, but I'm guessing what you mean anyway. Let's just say that hearing about all the delicate balance of these things sometimes makes me glad to be single...almost. :trollga:

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