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18 minutes ago, Modern Ecstasy2 said:

Teenagers make choices, but chapstick, a fork, and lunch meat?!?! NONE OF THESE ARE UNDERSTANDABLE :messga:

Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid

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I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this :messga:

 

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Just brushed my teeth :lolly:

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Modern Ecstasy2
5 minutes ago, blankpaper said:

Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid

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I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this :messga:

 

Lmao I guess... wow this thread :bear:

“Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink”
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1 hour ago, PETTY said:

"bacon, eggs and cheese and then you suck a  d**k and then right after, he directly puts it inside your p***y. And now you have bacon, eggs, cheese and grease inside your p***y."

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39 minutes ago, Franch Toast said:

How is lunch meat understandable? :billie:

But I agree, the fork just takes it to another level.

 

You can roll ham up the long ways. It's less intimidating to insert than a hard/firm object

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11 minutes ago, blankpaper said:

Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid

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  Reveal hidden contents

I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this :messga:

 

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Modern Ecstasy2

The guys reading this thread are probably 1) gagging and/or 2) saying “this is why I’m gay” :billie:

“Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink”
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3 minutes ago, Modern Ecstasy2 said:

The guys reading this thread are probably 1) gagging and/or 2) saying “this is why I’m gay” :billie:

I think “your d*ck smells like mustard” made some of the girls a little gayer too lol 

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1 hour ago, Franch Toast said:

This feels like the time to tell the story about my cousin. She’s a pediatric nurse practitioner in an ER, and she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! :ladyhaha:

A fork? Was it itchy inside? 
 

hold on let me take that back

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37 minutes ago, blankpaper said:

I think “your d*ck smells like mustard” made some of the girls a little gayer too lol 

Yeah, the bacon, egg, and grease mustard d*ck doesn't sound that appealing, either. :huntyga:

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1 minute ago, Franch Toast said:

Yeah, the bacon, egg, and grease mustard d*ck doesn't sound that appealing, either. :huntyga:

I just threw up in my mouth :poot:

“Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink”
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11 minutes ago, Babel said:

A fork? Was it itchy inside? 
 

hold on let me take that back

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WAYMENT 

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