blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Modern Ecstasy2 said: Teenagers make choices, but chapstick, a fork, and lunch meat?!?! NONE OF THESE ARE UNDERSTANDABLE Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid Spoiler I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubblegum Bitch 18,934 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 And someone said she would be good in the White House. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWICE on hatius 4,746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Just brushed my teeth Please ignore the spelling in username. I am a Beyonce stan afterall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Ecstasy2 2,202 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, blankpaper said: Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid Reveal hidden contents I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this Lmao I guess... wow this thread “Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolninjaguy 1,239 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, PETTY said: "bacon, eggs and cheese and then you suck a d**k and then right after, he directly puts it inside your p***y. And now you have bacon, eggs, cheese and grease inside your p***y." she's an icon. we have to stan !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasclautmangos 2,746 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, Franch Toast said: How is lunch meat understandable? But I agree, the fork just takes it to another level. You can roll ham up the long ways. It's less intimidating to insert than a hard/firm object Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petty 9,412 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, blankpaper said: Chapstick is understandable...think of a lip gloss tube shaped like this with the rounded lid Reveal hidden contents I definitely didn’t use anything like that when I was 12 that would lead to knowing this obscure discontinued type of lip gloss is shaped like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Ecstasy2 2,202 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 The guys reading this thread are probably 1) gagging and/or 2) saying “this is why I’m gay” “Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, PETTY said: 2004 was rough ok reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankpaper 21 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Modern Ecstasy2 said: The guys reading this thread are probably 1) gagging and/or 2) saying “this is why I’m gay” I think “your d*ck smells like mustard” made some of the girls a little gayer too lol reality’s tight if the music is right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babel 41,438 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Franch Toast said: This feels like the time to tell the story about my cousin. She’s a pediatric nurse practitioner in an ER, and she’s had to remove all kinds of objects from teenage girls’ vaginas, including: lunch meat, chapstick, and a fork! A fork? Was it itchy inside? hold on let me take that back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 26,855 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 37 minutes ago, blankpaper said: I think “your d*ck smells like mustard” made some of the girls a little gayer too lol Yeah, the bacon, egg, and grease mustard d*ck doesn't sound that appealing, either. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modern Ecstasy2 2,202 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Franch Toast said: Yeah, the bacon, egg, and grease mustard d*ck doesn't sound that appealing, either. I just threw up in my mouth “Delete this thread that person is not Gaga he is a hot blonde twink” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
petty 9,412 Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Babel said: A fork? Was it itchy inside? hold on let me take that back WAYMENT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doot 2 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 this thread tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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