Knife 6,351 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Sue her and take her for everything she has. Once she's been thoroughly defeated, you will have to take up the mantle of Lady Gaga and continue her legacy of slayage. Are you prepared?Ā Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFRatwell 23,290 Posted August 9, 2020 Author Share Posted August 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Knife said: Sue her and take her for everything she has. Once she's been thoroughly defeated, you will have to take up the mantle of Lady Gaga and continue her legacy of slayage. Are you prepared?Ā Iām gonna give the gays everything they wanted (leaking ACT 2 and Frankensteined) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoetsTryinWrite 1,262 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, NFRockwell said: I asked if I could get something as memorabilia, hoping Iād at least get an autograph or a picture with her for my idea. Instead, she looked at my foot and said āThat should bruiseā and drove off. Thank you. I really needed a laugh today.Ā Defend Your Humanity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemonky 646 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Why is thisĀ funnyĀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twitter 14 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 These kinda threads should be LOCKED! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFRatwell 23,290 Posted August 9, 2020 Author Share Posted August 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Twitter said: These kinda threads should be LOCKED! Uh oh guys the humor police is here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 20,327 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Maybe if u weren't such a stalker she would've thrown a 20 at you for your troublesĀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raragaga 8,069 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 xoxo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracious Gaga 17,163 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 This was really brave of your to share your experience. Ā I had a similar one with her but I have been too scared to come out about it. Ā All I will say, is that I came up with the phrase āborn this wayā. she does owe us. Ā She owes us all. Ā It is not right. ā„ Kindness Police. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaEnigma 1,474 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Omg yes gurl, tell ha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pachinko 9,466 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 1 hour ago, SLAG said: "That should bruise" That part made me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karen Smith 10,026 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 what's going on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOT 2,105 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 9 hours ago, NFRockwell said: Iāve been thinking about this for a while but Iāve decided to come clean. Last year, I was at Enigma and Gaga looked right in my eyes. I was wearing a shirt that said āname your next album Chromaticaā and the second she moved her eyes down to see my shirt they grew super wide. She yelled out of her mic āBobby!ā I knew she would use my idea. After the show I waited for her at the place sheād usually leave in her car. Well, she was super drunk that night but still wanted to drive, so she sped out of the parking garage and drove right over my foot. I was in pain, and when she stopped, she asked if I was ok. I said āyes Gaga, do you remember me? Look at my shirtā and she nodded. āI love that idea, I think Iāll use itā I was so happy! I asked if I could get something as memorabilia, hoping Iād at least get an autograph or a picture with her for my idea. Instead, she looked at my foot and said āThat should bruiseā and drove off. So even though it did bruise, I still think Gaga owes me something. Anyone else?Ā Two things strike me. 1. We all owe you a debt of gratitude for Chromatica, so I would like to take this opportinity now to thank you for the part you played in the project. 2. I am disappointed in Gaga's behaviour. If she reallyĀ cared about her fans as much as she says she does, she would have driven over your foot several times and left you with a more lasting memory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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