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Madonna is Jesus reincarnated


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We are all very familiar with how much religious imagery plays a role in Madonna's iconography, but now, thanks to FaceApp, it all makes much more sense, because we found out that Madonna is actually Jesus reincarnated. 

Praise the Lord. :legend:

 

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raragaga

they say the devil disguises itself 

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shoful

Thank god everyone started to WAKE UP. Ive been stanning Jesus for years! 

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calmar
12 minutes ago, Twitter said:

No Madonna is half monkey. A09-DC721-6385-4-CB5-B8-FA-C62955207639.

orangutans are apes not monkeys!! :grr: 

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2 minutes ago, calmar said:

orangutans are apes not monkeys!! :grr: 

Still apart of the primate family. 7-C3-D8579-30-ED-4465-873-F-D9-F7-A0-DE2

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calmar
Just now, Twitter said:

Still a part of the primate family. 7-C3-D8579-30-ED-4465-873-F-D9-F7-A0-DE2

That's true, but they're not monkeys. :usrs: 

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also primates are an order :laughga: sorry ahhhh

 

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Just now, calmar said:

That's true, but they're not monkeys. :usrs: 

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also primates are an order :laughga: sorry ahhhh

 

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vixdean
8 minutes ago, Twitter said:

Still apart of the primate family. 7-C3-D8579-30-ED-4465-873-F-D9-F7-A0-DE2

All humans are primates and modern humans and chimpanzees diverged from a common ancestor between 8 and 6 million years ago, so you are not wrong there. :ohwell:

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vixdean
1 minute ago, Adakam said:

Well, that explains why she looks 2000 years old :huntyga:

Does she really? She looks amazing for 2000 years old, though. We have to stan. :tony:

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vixdean

Jesus in his Madonna reincarnation has such a great sense of irony. Just look at him recreating his crucification at one of the best pop concerts ever! He really does love a bit of attention.

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His Mind! :firega:

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