Jill 30,114 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Don't you all think it's a little suspicious that BTWF seems to do nothing at all? Well worry no more since I have the real reason behind the creation of Gaga's foundation: to raise more taxes. Yes. Hear me out: I've seen a lot of people thinking that she created it to evade taxes but that's simply nonsensical. Too much dangerous work for very little compensation. Others have said she did it for money laundering. And, although we know that Gaga has been in contact with several drug cartels in the past (check the acclaimed series Ozark, in which actress Janet McTeer performs an astounding version of Lady Gaga during her cartel years, but under a different name for privacy's sake and, of course, to avoid any lawsuits), I think she left that business for good when, during late 2007 and after meeting pseudo-messiah, notorious monk and self-help guru Colby O'Donis (a life-changing experience according to her), she decided to become the Lady Gaga we know and love today. So that leaves us with only one option, which is, raising her taxes. Let's think for a minute here. I've mentioned Gaga has left the business of drug trafficking but that doesn't mean she threw away all the money she earned from it (she wouldn't have been able to afford the filming of the Joanne music video otherwise, just by using the money she earned as a singer). She found herself in a dilemma: she had all this money, but couldn't spend it. You may think she could just launder it, contacting her old friend Martin Raven (who is performed by Jason Bateman on the series Ozark, but under a different name for privacy's sake and, of course, to avoid any lawsuits) and asking him to do it. But no, because she lost the favor of her own cartel (can you believe that?), and after recovering from a nearly fatal head injury she decided to abandon that world and become a pop star. She couldn't go back, so she took an unorthodox approach: she created the BTWF so as to RAISE her taxes and get rid of all the money she earned during her cartel years, making the money go to the government and out of her life. It's simple logic. Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 30,114 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 My sources have been lost to a fire so you'll have to take my word on this. Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
homomo 23,883 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Lionel Hutz strikes again 0110100001100101011011000110110001101111 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Rose 5,638 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 You've got approximately 3 seconds before a user finishes their essay on why they disagree. Use them wisely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatica Island 8,517 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 wtf is this? Any/All Pronouns, Genderfluid🏳⚧ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 58,779 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 What dis henny Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG 7 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 We get it. You’re bored! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylight Jokers 14,958 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Oh my god, my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Uhh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suuus 5,632 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 You should change the tag to funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 30,114 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 Just now, Suuus said: You should change the tag to funny my opinion isn't funny suuuuuus Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suuus 5,632 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Lionel Hutz said: my opinion isn't funny suuuuuus Claiming that gaga earned money from a drugs trafficking is funny because its bullshit you have no idea how ridiculous your opinion sounds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,492 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 TBTWF pretends that they are homeless/living out of a car and ask for donations. They then give the donations to teens dealing with mental health concerns. Do not ask me how I know this. "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 30,114 Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 Just now, Suuus said: Claiming that gaga earned money from a drugs trafficking is funny because its bullshit you have no idea how ridiculous your opinion sounds excuse me? and you will disprove me how exactly? Former First Lady of the United States. Now card-carrying member of the Communist Party of China (CPC). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 58,779 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Just now, Mer Boy said: TBTWF pretends that they are homeless/living out of a car and ask for donations. They then give the donations to teens dealing with mental health concerns. Do not ask me how I know this. War flashbacks Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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