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Cameron Dallas 11 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Look what I found in my notebook today BORN A SLUT VERSE 1: MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG, WE’RE ALL BORN SUPER SLUTS. SHE WHIPPED HER HAIR AND PUT MY FISH-NETS ON, **AND SHOWED ME HOW TO WORK MY STRUT.** **‘THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH SELLING WHO YOU ARE’ SHE SAID ‘CAUSE YOUR BODY CAN MAKE YOU MONEY.’ ** ‘SO SPREAD YOU LEGS HO AND YOU’LL GO FAR, BE THE BEST SLUT THAT YOU CAN BE!’ -CHORUS- **I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY, ‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.** I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT. DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED, WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD. I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! POST CHORUS: OOO, I JUST CAN’T EARN ENOUGH. BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT. BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! OOO, YEAH I LIKE IT ROUGH. BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT. (GOOD ****) BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****. DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****. DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****. DON’T BE! VERSE 2: KEEP LOOKING SLUTTY. WEAR HOOKER BOOTS. WEAR CLOTHES THAT SHOW OFF YOUR BOOBS. IN THE RELIGION OF THE HOLY HOOKER, I MUST BE MYSELF: A PROSTITUTE. DIFFERENT LOVERS CAN BE SCARY, BEWARE OF CAPITAL S-T-DS! I LOVE MY PIMP, LOVE MY CHURCH CORNER AND **PUTTANE SONO I MIGLIORI!** (*****S ARE THE BEST) -CHORUS- I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY, ‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES. I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT. DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED, WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD. I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! POST CHOURUS: OOO, I JUST CAN’T EARN ENOUGH. BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT. BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! OOO, YEAH I LIKE IT ROUGH. BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT. (GOOD ****) BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! BRIDGE: DON'T BE A BORE, JUST BE A ***** **** IN A BED **** ON THE FLOOR BRING WHIPS AND CHAINS SOME HANDCUFFS TOO 'CAUSE TONIGHT THIS HO'S ****ING YOU WHETHER A LIFE OF SEX AND SLEAZE LEFT YOU WITH CHLAMYDIA OR HERPES REJOICE AND NEVER GIVE A **** 'CAUSE BABY, YOU WERE BORN A SLUT! NO MATTER STRAIGHT, BI OR GAY I'LL **** THEM ALL IF THEY PAY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN TO GET LAID NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY BEING A ***** IS OKAY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I'M YOUR HOOKER TODAY CHORUS: **I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY, ‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.** I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT. DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED, WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD. I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT! OUTRO/REFRAIN: I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY! Someone posted this on ladygaga.com or ATRL (can't remember) 2 years ago when BTW lyrics were released, good old times . This just made my night... bewares capital S T Ds! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAstroLeo 14,233 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,379 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Don't be a bore, just be a wh0re All those ***'s make it even better. Edit: Capital S-T-Ds Whoever wrote this: You ROCK, honey!! I'm singing it right now Edited March 19, 2013 by Didymus Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miel 15,009 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Don't be a bore, just be a wh0re All those ***'s make it even better. Edit: Capital S-T-Ds Whoever wrote this: You ROCK, honey!! I'm singing it right now 'don't be a bore, just be a hor' was my anthem for about a month 3 points in and ready for more Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaReflection 0 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obmC3ZP6YKA&feature=youtu.be Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelbHawker 6,583 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Mother Goat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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barnabesk 1,230 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ukWmRJkTZA skip to 3:10 Deichkind (German band) won an Echo (German music award) and came with this (3:25 German part): "I, the messenger of Deichkind, say thank you in the name of love and boundless freedom.. of show business, for this beautiful award. There is nothing worse than inattentive people.. wait what? Friends (Freunde).. thank you for the glory, the beer and the champagne.. forever, your Deichkind" don't really know why they did this Edited March 25, 2013 by barnabesk Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kennji 546 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 This is funny because its meant to be serious. The Lucifer bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4gFgpcTYo "i wish you could eat spam" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Tulip 12,428 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars 1,916 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 dead Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkCity 10,515 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 dead dat face. she could continue saying: but i'm gonna kill you all now so... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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