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"HE WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!"  :megaflop:

 

 

IKR? :fan:

 

Hi, love :3 If you guess who I am, I'll give you a kiss next time we go out

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Look what I found in my notebook today  :rip:

 

* BORN A SLUT

 

 

VERSE 1:

MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
WE’RE ALL BORN SUPER SLUTS.

SHE WHIPPED HER HAIR AND PUT MY FISH-NETS ON,
**AND SHOWED ME HOW TO WORK MY STRUT.**

**‘THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH SELLING WHO YOU ARE’
SHE SAID ‘CAUSE YOUR BODY CAN MAKE YOU MONEY.’ **

‘SO SPREAD YOU LEGS HO AND YOU’LL GO FAR,
BE THE BEST SLUT THAT YOU CAN BE!’

 

-CHORUS-

**I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY,
‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.**
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT.

DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED,
WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD.
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!

 

 

POST CHORUS:

OOO, I JUST CAN’T EARN ENOUGH.
BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT.
BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!

OOO, YEAH I LIKE IT ROUGH.
BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT.
(GOOD ****) BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!

DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****.
DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****.
DON’T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****.
DON’T BE!

 

VERSE 2:

KEEP LOOKING SLUTTY. WEAR HOOKER BOOTS.
WEAR CLOTHES THAT SHOW OFF YOUR BOOBS.

IN THE RELIGION OF THE HOLY HOOKER,
I MUST BE MYSELF: A PROSTITUTE.

DIFFERENT LOVERS CAN BE SCARY,
BEWARE OF CAPITAL S-T-DS!
I LOVE MY PIMP, LOVE MY CHURCH CORNER AND
**PUTTANE SONO I MIGLIORI!** (*****S ARE THE BEST)

 

 

-CHORUS-

I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY,
‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT.

DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED,
WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD.
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!


POST CHOURUS:

OOO, I JUST CAN’T EARN ENOUGH.
BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT.
BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!

OOO, YEAH I LIKE IT ROUGH.
BABY, I WAS BORN A SLUT.
(GOOD ****) BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!

 

BRIDGE:

DON'T BE A BORE, JUST BE A *****
**** IN A BED
**** ON THE FLOOR
BRING WHIPS AND CHAINS
SOME HANDCUFFS TOO
'CAUSE TONIGHT THIS HO'S ****ING YOU
WHETHER A LIFE OF SEX AND SLEAZE
LEFT YOU WITH CHLAMYDIA OR HERPES
REJOICE AND NEVER GIVE A ****
'CAUSE BABY, YOU WERE BORN A SLUT!

 

 

NO MATTER STRAIGHT, BI OR GAY
I'LL **** THEM ALL IF THEY PAY
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN TO GET LAID

NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY
BEING A ***** IS OKAY
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I'M YOUR HOOKER TODAY

 

CHORUS:

**I’M ****ABLE IN MY WAY,
‘CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES.**
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT.

DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME UP IN BED,
WORK THAT CHURCH CORNER INSTEAD.
I GIVE A GOOD ****, BABY I WAS BORN A SLUT!


OUTRO/REFRAIN:

I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY
I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY

I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY
I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY
I WAS BORN A SLUT HEY!

 

Someone posted this on ladygaga.com or ATRL (can't remember) 2 years ago when BTW lyrics were released, good old times :flutter: . 

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IKR? :fan:

 

Hi, love :3 If you guess who I am, I'll give you a kiss next time we go out

You always give me a kiss when we go out!  :hug:

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Someone posted this on ladygaga.com or ATRL (can't remember) 2 years ago when BTW lyrics were released, good old times :flutter: . 

It was ladygaga.com , god that place was a mess though

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