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Just now, Ivy said:

That's what I was thinking that it would just make me mad and upset. I hope it doesn't turn into a big thing.. and hopefully they can get it taken down for slander.

Anyways I can't find the video how do I search it :derpga:

I think it may actually be hidden on YouTube & only accessible through a link. You’ll probs have to visit the “.org” website to get the video link. (Can you believe they used an organization URL? 😂) I can send it to you in DM’s

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DavidLuis198
19 minutes ago, mxnster said:

LMFAO

PLEASE I.. NAWT THEM BELIEVING THE FAKE STORY

Like, how you read this and take it seriously?

 

One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling....."


"YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*"

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Diamond heart99
9 minutes ago, DavidLuis198 said:

Unfortunately, when I was younger and in church, this kind of theories were wildly accepted as true, we even had some sermons on that :(

Really!? Wow. Tell me more, I find this crazy ish fascinating. 

I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich and I’m a little bit of a bitch
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2 minutes ago, DavidLuis198 said:

Like, how see read this and take it seriously?

 

One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling....."


"YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*"

yanno if gaga and all these celebs are satan worshippers i really hope im going to hell because heaven is gonna be boring as f*ck without them

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Chromatic Lover
3 minutes ago, lovedillon said:

I think it may actually be hidden on YouTube & only accessible through a link. You’ll probs have to visit the “.org” website to get the video link. (Can you believe they used an organization URL? 😂) I can send it to you in DM’s

Yea... Youtube shadowbanned it yet it still has over 8 million views :ladyhaha:. Which makes it even more suspicious. But let's be real. We would be fools if we think that the rich and powerful don't play by different rules. We would also be fools to think that pedophilia doesn't run deep amongst the rich and powerful as well. 

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9 minutes ago, Chromatic Lover said:

Yea... Youtube shadowbanned it yet it still has over 8 million views :ladyhaha:. Which makes it even more suspicious. But let's be real. We would be fools if we think that the rich and powerful don't play by different rules. We would also be fools to think that pedophilia doesn't run deep amongst the rich and powerful as well. 

Clearly the Jeffrey Epstein case has fueled these extreme claims & while that case was real, had actual evidence & was an investigated by actual reporters & intelligence agencies, these new “claims” (in reality outright lies) are not valid in their standing. People are using anecdotal evidence to expand into insanity. But let’s be real :oops:

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45 minutes ago, mxnster said:

"sHe lEfT tHe bAtHtUB CoVerEd iN blOoD!!1!1!!"

is she not allowed to bathe i..

Ok THIS is the funniest response I’ve read in forever

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Chromatic Lover
11 minutes ago, lovedillon said:

Clearly the Jeffrey Epstein case has fueled these extreme claims & while that case was real, had actual evidence & was an investigated by actual reporters & intelligence agencies, these new “claims” (in reality outright lies) are not valid in their standing. People are using anecdotal evidence to expand into insanity. But let’s be real :oops:

I'm assuming you're one of those who believe everything the media and government says. The Trump presidency alone is proof how currupt the entire system is. It's all linked.

 

I have to laugh :ladyhaha:

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3 minutes ago, lovedillon said:

Ok THIS is the funniest response I’ve read in forever

thank you lol

are those jeffery epstein flight log list of celebs real? i hope it isnt because f*ck.. 

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ProfessionalClown

Not to be political but the documentary is straight up just Right Wing Propaganda. Its like they're doing some good **** by exposing abuse, pedophilia, and sec trafficking but jesus Christ why drag in satanism and Gaga/Marina just because of a perfoemance piece. 

Im an atheist so I'm not falling for the satan this satan that like Jesus Stans do. Its a whole mess and I'm very positive that whoever made it (I think its 2 previous stunt actors) are going to get fined/sued/whatever for defamation and slander since they literally say that Gaga was a pedophile, that she was cannibalistic, she was a satanist, and that she was a murderer because of the model who was found killed after the performance. In reality the guy was on his way back from something else completely when he disappeared from a gas station. Like??? How the f!ck could they have done anything?

It pisses me off so much because she just wants the world to be positive and full of love yet all this sh!t happens during her most vulnerable time.

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DavidLuis198
38 minutes ago, Ktaylor99 said:

Really!? Wow. Tell me more, I find this crazy ish fascinating. 

I was born and raised in a Adventist family, and they would have some "young worships" (sorry, had to use Google Translate on this one, in Portuguese is Culto Jovem), that were more focused on the young community of the church. And sometimes the subjects were the conspiracy theories like the Illuminatti and how media has subliminal messages related to the devil. We were young and impressionable then, and they kinda of make sense on what they say, also, they always use that stupid scary music to put fears on us... it's an experience...

They would talk about a lot of 'subliminal' things, some examples I remember now:

The Coca-Cola logo reading "Alo Diabo (Hello Devil)" when backwards

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The Little Mermaid movie Poster having a penis drawn on it

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"Sex" being written on the sky in a scene from The Lion King

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A picture of the devil appearing in the opening scenes of "O Clone" (A Brazilian novella from 2001) - The opening of this novella has some dancers doing choreography and being mirrored, in one of the shots, this appear

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There even were a time once when they say that the word "God" backwards in English is "Dog", and that's was purposeful, as a way to offend God.

And those are only some of the things I remember, they also said a lot about artists, and you can find this really easy if you search for an artist name and terms like "subliminal messages", "illuminatti", "satanic", "mk ultra" and etc on YouTube, which I don't recommend, cause this videos are design to brainwash people in thinking everything is evil.

 

They would do this to show how the end of the times is near, how the devil is doing everything he can to bring people to hell and steal God's people to him, and how we should ignore everything from this world and put our hearts to god and this kind of stuff...

Of course all of this is bogus, and some stuff don't even make sense (like, why Coca-Cola would put an subliminal message on their products that would only make sense in Portuguese?)

But when you are young, and most of all, surround by this religious context, those things make sense... like, today, I see this stuff and laugh about it, but a lot of people around the world really believe this stuff to be true sadly... maybe the conspiracy are just more refined

 

Sorry if the post was too long or off-topic, but yeah, that's a little experience of my 12 year old gay ass on the church, I feel really graceful for Gaga making me accept myself and taking me off that mad house :P

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nodandsmile

She better make some weird *ss music videos for them to overanalyze and make them go viral! I mean why not?  :shrug:

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