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I cannot imagine a worse version of Cats. Really? Which bit didn’t you like? The terrifying, sexualised cats? The complete lack of a storyline? The horrible music? The implication that Dame Judi Dench had murdered her family and made them into a coat? The scene where Rebel Wilson unzips her own flesh and tries to eat some mice who all have the faces and voices of human children?

Yes. Oh. Well, then in that case imagine all of that, but worse.

How so? The so-called Butthole Cut of Cats was first reported in March, when a Twitter user announced that a friend of his had been exclusively hired to delete all the CGI cat anuses that had previously been inserted into the film.

That sounds like hearsay. And here’s some more. The Daily Beast claims that a VFX artist who worked on Cats confirmed to it that a lot of work did indeed go into airbrushing out feline behinds.

Were the butts the worst thing about Cats? No, not at all. There were other surreal effects, like the one where all the cats looked like hellishly disfigured mutants who existed solely to crawl into your nightmares and eat your brains.

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/apr/09/cats-butthole-cut-airbrushed-movie-adaptation-hit-musical

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hELXIG

Imagine being international pop sensation Taylor Swift and getting your breakthrough movie role of a lifetime only to learn that someone had sat on a computer for countless hours digitally animating a cats asshole onto your body for the world to see blown up on the big screen

I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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Pop Music

This film was excellent 

I bought it for 20 bucks on my Apple TV and have watched it 3 times since it came out 

I think it's a masterpiece 

a weird and ****ed up one 

Pop Music and Lady Gaga forever!
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Enzo

Poor people who actually liked it 

툭 까보면 어김없이 소리질러와
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KindnessPunk28

I'm still furious this amazing musical got such a disgusting film. Like how did ALW approve this?! :wtf:

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CautiousLurker

Say what you want about this movie, Jennifer Hudson nailed Memory :bradley:

 

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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CautiousLurker
19 minutes ago, KindnessPunk28 said:

I'm still furious this amazing musical got such a disgusting film. Like how did ALW approve this?! :wtf:

If you're genuinely curious how the movie came to be, I think Lindsay Ellis explained best how this was allowed to happen and also why it failed so spectacularly :flower:

 

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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