Gwyneth Palthrow is selling candles that smell like her cooch

[Chromatislaps 34,758]

Truly, has any vagina ever been as fruitful as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? It has birthed discussions of v4ginal steaming, v4ginal jade eggs, $15,000 dildos, something called “sex dust” and a photo of Gwyneth standing in a giant vagina to advertise some inevitable Netflix documentary/reality TV series crossover. Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her v4gina; she has crawled all the way inside. I am torn between suggesting this is a very advanced yoga position accessible only to those who have endless free time to practise, and pointing out this is The Human Centipede, but for extreme narcissists. Let’s go with both.

So Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My V4gina because, well, of course she has. It is priced at a comparatively bargain £58, which was pretty much what the sex dust cost, which makes me think Gwyneth is underpricing her v4gina, really, if she is just selling it for the price of a load of old dust. And I say “was what the sex dust cost” because the sex dust, like the v4gina candle, sold out... 

more of the article here

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

 

FAME is shook  when will it smell like semen and blood?

This article made me cackle, so I thought I'd share it here

[Letmelivemylife 8,715]

Lol honestly as a lesbian, I find this genius 😂♥️

[Chromaticunt 5,529]

She retired from acting for this. 

@Franch Toast She literally did though. 

[President Biden 5,898]

genius

the str8s will be eating this up

[Queen Bitch 10,513]

Can Henry Cavill please sell a candle that smells like his d*ck? 

[not Chromatica 5,393]

I love this woman. Can't wait for the Goop Netflix doc to come out in 10 days – I just KNOW my life won't be the same.

[Luna Lovegood 22,448]

this is something that Gaga would do back in 2010

[Regina George 59,387]

So it smells like dead fish? 

[ThatAsianGuy 2,365]

4 minutes ago, ReginaGeorge said:

So it smells like dead fish? 

How can you tell?

[Regina George 59,387]

2 minutes ago, ThatAsianGuy said:

How can you tell?

Reliable sources 

[Franch Toast 25,913]

35 minutes ago, ThatBinch said:

She retired from acting for this. 

@Franch Toast She literally did though. 

I know—hence my use of the “sad” emoticon.

[imnotyourbabe10 6,058]

We love a celebrity selling the general public pseudoscience 

OT: throwback to Gaga describing her perfume as smelling like semen and blood or whatever 

(sorry, the semen thing was already in the first post hah) 

[Bradley 57,122]

29 minutes ago, August3 said:

Can Henry Cavill please sell a candle that smells like his d*ck? 

[Spock 20,290]

argh LEGEND

[BenG 19,908]

you gheys are a mess