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"CATS is way too h*rny!" first reactions


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I will definitely torrent this movie for the lols

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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2 hours ago, corvus albus said:

This is worse :udidnt:

Wow lol why would they do that if that’s who he is:ally:

 

2 hours ago, the Devil of Pop said:

Jason Derulo is really complaining that this movie is not horny enough for his tastes :selena:

I'm definitely watching this trainwreck when it comes out on streaming services. I mean, CATS was always supposed to be over-the-top campy, cheesy, gay-ass fun. But the movie is looking like too much Hollywood spit and polish for  me. The CGI takes away that theatrical production flair which I found appealing about the Broadway musical

When I first saw the trailer I wasn’t too sure about the animation CGI, and the Plot as-well.

Taylor Swift comes out in the movie which I have to see what she worked on ...

Over all I think I’m going to have to watch it. 
 

2 hours ago, FlopSlurper said:

I think the problem is them finding naked CGI cats sexually attractive

Lol 

what do you mean by your comment ?

 

1 hour ago, Reginald said:

Jellicle Cats, come out tonight :firega:

I can't believe I live in a timeline where they made a Hollywood film adaptation of Cats. I'm gonna go in with super low expectations honestly bc I'm a huge fan of the stage musical. Hopefully it's good though

Which other musicals are you a fan of ?

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Welp, they just lost an opportunity to have all the gays in the world buy a ticket to this movie

(Don't look too close)

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Jason Derulo is so gross, can he shut up? the only way he can get press is by talking about his **** it's so embarassing

 

I'm seeing it next week, prepared for the mess

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2 hours ago, Spock said:

Jason Derulo is so gross, can he shut up? the only way he can get press is by talking about his **** it's so embarassing

 

I'm seeing it next week, prepared for the mess

How racist. I bet if it was Shawn Mendes or Justin Bieber you wouldn't mind.

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4 minutes ago, Chickens in Malibu said:

How racist. I bet if it was Shawn Mendes or Justin Bieber you wouldn't mind.

"racist" :rip: 

Talking about your c*ck while promoting anything is just crass, regardless of your skin color. Justin and his tweets about his **** were equally as embarrassing and gross

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33 minutes ago, Spock said:

"racist" :rip: 

Talking about your c*ck while promoting anything is just crass, regardless of your skin color. Justin and his tweets about his **** were equally as embarrassing and gross

Wait he tweeted about his d*ck? :rip: 

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12 minutes ago, Mer Boy said:

Wait he tweeted about his d*ck? :rip: 

Ok correction, several pics are available.

But be warned it's really gross to look at. Ew...

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5 hours ago, PoshLife said:

so, I was in my high school's production of CATS like 13 years ago (I was Gus the Theatre Cat - is that role even in the movie? His part's kinda... boring). My director told us "CATS is an inside joke, and the audience is on the outside." I wonder if the movie is the same way, or if they tried to make it make sense.

Wait what? Please please explain :)

I love reading dissertations about musicals.

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2 hours ago, Spock said:

"racist" :rip: 

Talking about your c*ck while promoting anything is just crass, regardless of your skin color. Justin and his tweets about his **** were equally as embarrassing and gross

Your two posts are complaints about finding two black cast members "gross"..

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26 minutes ago, Chickens in Malibu said:

Your two posts are complaints about finding two black cast members "gross"..

My two posts are about finding one cast member gross because he's talking about his **** while promoting a film, and a family one at that. Black or white has nothing to do with it 

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4 hours ago, ltlmnstr said:

Wait what? Please please explain :)

I love reading dissertations about musicals.

Oh it wasn't anything very brilliant :laughga: It's just that CATS technically has a plot (it's the annual ball where their leader chooses a cat to go up to the "Heaviside Layer" and be reborn), but it's really not obvious to the audience because it's only mentioned in a few lines at the beginning of the show (immediately after "The Naming of Cats") and then isn't really visited again until the very end of the show ("Memory" and onward). Also, when you're in the show you learn a lot about the characters and their relationships and histories, but much of it is in like director's notes and stuff the audience never sees. Frankly the line between what's canon and what's fanfiction gets blurred a lot, too.

Really, from the audience's perspective it's just a series of catchy tunes about different cats with great choreography but not much meaning, and very minimal plot connecting the songs. And that's okay, cuz it's still a really fun show. But that's why we thought of it as an inside joke, because there's a lot that you learn about the show by being in it, that the audience never understands.

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