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I've indoctrinated my coworker

PartySick

So I'm the "dj" at my job, my phone is the one connected to the bluetooth sound system we listen to daily. I play a little bit of everything but obviously my playlists are full of every sfw Gaga song (and some that aren't so sfw if only because of a few cuss words :lolly:).

My coworker and I are going to see Cher in March, she and I have almost identical taste in music and an appreciation for the human side of the artists we listen to. I properly introduced her to Gaga as "the Cher of my day". Oh, she's pushing 60 by the way :selena: one day we went through Gaga's entire discography after hours, and she's officially a stan.

She loves that Gaga pushes for a self-love message and comes across as the "patient mothering type". Some of her favorite songs include The Fame, Born This Way,  Black Jesus, ARTPOP, Gypsy, Joanne, and Heal Me.

I've corrupted another one :tony:

Bonus points to anyone that can guess her favorite Gaga song overall. Even I didn't see it coming but I approve honestly :laughga:

It was Donatella :tony:

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nenhures

Spreading the Lord's word, I see!

Her favorite song can only be Christmas Tree, naturally.

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Just now, nenhures said:

Her favorite song can only be Christmas Tree, naturally.

No, but she did want me to add it to our xmas playlist. Which I can't do because we listen to that with customers around :poot:

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Just now, PartySick said:

No, but she did want me to add it to our xmas playlist. Which I can't do because we listen to that with customers around :poot:

Come on, what's more safe for work than the line "Light me up with me on top let's falalalalalalala" :poot:

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4 minutes ago, nenhures said:

Come on, what's more safe for work than the line "Light me up with me on top let's falalalalalalala" :poot:

"Everybody knows, we will take off our clothes"

Every granny within 500ft:

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5 minutes ago, uo111 said:

Sexxx Dreams

No but she does like that one too. Who doesn't? :diane:

Kind of a hint? She likes Cher because of her attitude.

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GaGaAst

Did she like Jewels and Drugs?.. 

 

Love it when you call me legs In the morning, buy me eggs

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Unbeweavable

idk that word does that mean your boss is pregnant? 

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11 minutes ago, PartySick said:

Bonus points to anyone that can guess her favorite Gaga song overall. Even I didn't see it coming but I approve honestly :laughga:

Jewels N Drugs can be the only right answer here. 

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Just now, CyanLights said:

Jewels N Drugs can be the only right answer here. 

She actually hates it :bradley:

Starstruck and Cake too. I was so offended :bradley:

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Just now, PartySick said:

She actually hates it :bradley:

Starstruck and Cake too. I was so offended :bradley:

Fire her :bye:

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4 minutes ago, PartySick said:

No but she does like that one too. Who doesn't? :diane:

Kind of a hint? She likes Cher because of her attitude.

Scheisse?

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1 minute ago, CyanLights said:

Fire her :bye:

I was tempted :excuseu: but she's getting us free rooms at a ritzy hotel for our Cher show with her ex husband's hotel points :toofunny:

1 minute ago, uo111 said:

Scheisse?

I mean...She loved it when the "german" ended. Thematically, Scheiße is kind of close. I think :selena:

I feel like the answer is just going to be disappointing now :selena:

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Kimmo

Im sure Summerboy is her favorite song just like all the gheys here...

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Tragic!
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