Glittertinks 12,205 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 hours ago, rumours said: Well, these jokes range from utter cringe to dark as hell... This ought to be interesting... I am terribly sorry for my joke, but I don't have any comedy skills. At least you can consider mine as an anti-joke (don't underestimate their power) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 inb4 @lost in limbo wins and forgets to send ha rates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 @Blue Madonna @ExMachina @KatieJudasGaga4 @theadamcreator @SamanthaC @slayo @Davian @calmar @Jorget @Animal Claws @PerfectCure @Lazz Monster @loathereality @Oriane @DesertWolf @gagzus @DiamondKing @Marges @The Louvre @lost in limbo @Enzo @Glittertinks @Kween @DeluluSwine @badgirlmeat @Dutch The Round 2 Ceremony begins in 10 minutes. The joke poll will be up momentarily and will remain open till the start of the Suitcase Ceremony for Round 2. Moreover, the Top 5 jokes submitted are as follows: Joke #1 (@Glittertinks) Spoiler “Lady Gaga speaks to her therapist. Therapist: "You should laugh more often!" Gaga: "But what should I do?" Therapist: "Maybe you should go and see a Circus, with some nice Clowns!" Gaga smiles a bit, sighing. Gaga: "But my fans are already the Clowns!" Joke #2(@DiamondKing) Spoiler “Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake A Star Is Björn” Joke #3 (@DesertWolf) Spoiler “Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier." At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy." Joke #4(@Lazz Monster) Spoiler “Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought it was a delivery service.” Joke #5(@Blue Madonna) Spoiler “Why was XXXTentacion's first posthumous album called 'Skins'? Because that's what the worms have been eating off his body for the last year” Winner of the poll has their scores in Round 3 multiplied by 4 (per the Suitcase Ceremony in Round 1). Good Luck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo 37,977 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, rumours said: Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought it was a delivery service.” 툭 까보면 어김없이 소리질러와 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in limbo 6,035 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, rumours said: “Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought it was a delivery service.” OH MY GOD 7 minutes ago, rumours said: “Why was XXXTentacion's first posthumous album called 'Skins'? Because that's what the worms have been eating off his body for the last year” BITTTTTCHHH lmao this is by far the best, rooting for ha the rest tho 8 minutes ago, rumours said: “Lady Gaga speaks to her therapist. Therapist: "You should laugh more often!" Gaga: "But what should I do?" Therapist: "Maybe you should go and see a Circus, with some nice Clowns!" Gaga smiles a bit, sighing. Gaga: "But my fans are already the Clowns!" 8 minutes ago, rumours said: Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier." At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy." y'all tried this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 BAD ROMANCE Spoiler Outcome: SAFE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 THE JOKES OMG LMAOOO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 ALL OF THEM ARE SO GOOD I’m rooting for @Lazz Monster though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 SINNER'S PRAYER Spoiler Outcome: TOP 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, rumours said: SINNER'S PRAYER Reveal hidden contents Outcome: TOP 3 I reckon Sinner’s Prayer is gonna pull through with a couple wins this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 JUDAS Spoiler Outcome: SAFE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumi 3,512 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, rumours said: Joke #4(@Lazz Monster) Hide contents “Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought it was a delivery service.” I was going to send this one but I thought it was too ofensive for GGD. underneath the pine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,262 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I sent my joke but forgot to vote, I- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, DiamondKing said: I sent my joke but forgot to vote, I- Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo 37,977 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Forgot to vote 툭 까보면 어김없이 소리질러와 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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