Here's Everything You Need To Know About "VestiVille" AKA Fyre Fest 2.0

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/vestiville-music-festival-belgium-cancelled-fyre-fest?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed

[alextruper17 8,908]

omg, I love these things.

i really enjoyed the Netflix special

cant believe it’s happening again.

[Ally Campana 15,284]

And I oop-

[Ally Campana 15,284]

Was any bjs offered like the last time?

[alextruper17 8,908]

Just now, Ally Campana said:

Was any bjs offered like the last time?

i didn’t know about that. Tell me about it 

[Didymus 34,380]

****... great advertising for my country

[Tom Nook 37,819]

13 minutes ago, alextruper17 said:

i didn’t know about that. Tell me about it 

“[Founder and CEO of Fyre Media] Billy [McFarland] called and said 'Andy we need you to take one big thing for the team.' And I said 'Oh my gosh, I've been taking something for the team every day.' And he said 'well, you're our wonderful gay leader and we need you to go down... will you... suck... ****... to fix this water problem?'”

He continued: “And I said, 'Billy, what?' And he said, 'Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham's **** — who's the head of customs — and get him to clear all all of the containers with water, you will save this festival. And I literally drove home, took a shower, I... I... I... I drank some mouthwash. I'm like, 'Oh my gosh... I'm really' — and I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team and I got to his office fully prepared to suck his ****."

Spoiler alert: he didn’t suck the ****.

“But he couldn’t have been nicer,” King says, referring to the customs manager. “And he’s like ‘Andy, listen, I will release all the water, I will let you serve it, but I want to be one of the first people to be paid this import fee for what you’re doing.’ And I said, ‘Okay, great,’ and I got back, and I had all the water that we needed. Can you imagine? In my thirty year career that this is what I was going to do? I was going to do that, honestly, to save the festival.”

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3 minutes ago, Gardevoir said:

“[Founder and CEO of Fyre Media] Billy [McFarland] called and said 'Andy we need you to take one big thing for the team.' And I said 'Oh my gosh, I've been taking something for the team every day.' And he said 'well, you're our wonderful gay leader and we need you to go down... will you... suck... ****... to fix this water problem?'”

He continued: “And I said, 'Billy, what?' And he said, 'Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham's **** — who's the head of customs — and get him to clear all all of the containers with water, you will save this festival. And I literally drove home, took a shower, I... I... I... I drank some mouthwash. I'm like, 'Oh my gosh... I'm really' — and I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team and I got to his office fully prepared to suck his ****."

Spoiler alert: he didn’t suck the ****.

“But he couldn’t have been nicer,” King says, referring to the customs manager. “And he’s like ‘Andy, listen, I will release all the water, I will let you serve it, but I want to be one of the first people to be paid this import fee for what you’re doing.’ And I said, ‘Okay, great,’ and I got back, and I had all the water that we needed. Can you imagine? In my thirty year career that this is what I was going to do? I was going to do that, honestly, to save the festival.”

Oh that part, haha

i thought they offered attendants bjs instead of refunds.

[Ally Campana 15,284]

17 minutes ago, alextruper17 said:

i didn’t know about that. Tell me about it 

It’s in the trailer for the the Fyre Fest documentary. Apparently, one of the organisers iirc offered a blowjob to someone of authority. Look it up on YouTube.

[alextruper17 8,908]

 

[HausOfMark 4,279]

Oh no!! Tragic 

[Eighteen 5,430]

i'd personally be like, wtf is this sh*t by just looking at the twitter account. before the scandal, their most retweeted post was 14 retweets. 

[KleinGa 18,177]

Did she really say "we don't do this **** in America"?

Ma'am needs to watch Fyre Festival to see that they do that and worse in America