Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 LOL JK I'll present the comments first, both good and the bad, before I reveal the winner Fun Fact - The Countess's line, 'Your boy has a jawline for days.' was improvised by Gaga. The original line was, 'Your boy is beautiful.' Damn, we stan an Oscar-winning actress! Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Asylum - Bad Comments @Rhiannon I absoutely loved this season but the alien plot made it less enjoyable for me @SwissMonster Loved the story. But! They could‘ve done crazier **** regarding the place it happens. Some episodes just felt like an eternity cause there wasn’t enough „HORROR“ in it :creepflop: Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Coven - Bad Comments @huttont While I appreciate the campiness with this season, it’s not what I anticipated or wanted. The most overrated season imo. I wanted it to be as creepy as the opening sequence. It went in too many directions and the impact of every character death was lessened bc they just kept bringing them back to life. @SwissMonster I know many fans love this season. And don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the idea of Coven. The girls coming back in season 8 was so cool. But I just didn’t like the whole plot and it seemed almost a bit childish. Sorry not sorry :lana: @Glittertinks I just think Coven really did not fit at all in the "Horror Story" family. Apocalypse did a better job in making use of witches imo Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Asylum - Good Comments @ARTGOD Absolute masterpiece, and the epitome of what AHS can be. It flawlessly balances over the top camp and borderline bad taste ridiculousness with actually clever writing, cohesive theming, social commentary, perfect atmosphere, and heartfelt moments. I just can’t praise this season enough. @PlastiscGuy I know everyone thinks this season is overrated, and maybe it is, but so what? It's the first time I like a season with multiple plots. Perhaps, it can be a little messy considering they added too much into a single season, but the acting of the cast is impecable and makes up for it. @Mirages Best aesthetics, great storyline, amazing acting performances. I loved sister Jude's story arch with and themes of redemption, sin and religion. @huttont - Just as good as MH but still didn’t have the same wow as it. Still so scary and the acting was superb. @SILENT HILL This was the season that had the best character development in my opinion. I actually thought each character was interesting and had a good backstory. Most of the other seasons just have too many characters, and I end up not getting attached to any and don't care if they die or not :poot:. This season was not like that at all. I was actually worried if some characters would die or not, and the ending made me emotional. @Panchecco Pure perfection. This is the only season that actually scared me all the way through. I love the setting and the themes explored. Sarah, Jessica, Evan and Lily gave us some of the most incredible performances from the whole show. @monster78619 my favourite season, so many interesting plots going on and they all fit well together. I know some people don’t like the alien plot because of how it wasn’t answered, but that just means that it can continue in another season, meaning some more asylum for the future :stalkga: the reason this is above MH is because of the whole Bloody Face storyline @DontDoubtDavid Best season, kept up the suspense the entire season and had some iconic moments. @robbiemalik Incredible storytelling along with fantastic acting. @LittleMichael Lana Banana, Sister Jude, The Name Game, Dominique-nique-nique... Too many things were great in this season @VoldeLorde2 The story is very good. I loved the Name Game scene. Sarah did amazing, as did Jessica. @imnotyourbabe10 This has it all! Sci-fi, the horrors of mental health "treatments", religion, serial killer, dark and gloomy throughout. Sister Jude and Lana are wonderful. @Bloody Grammys The most scary one by far. It is also incredibly well written, it doesn't seem on par with the rest of the seasons. It's just too perfect. @Meredith Grey Lana Winters is a final girl that can easily stand beside any classic horror movie girl. This season managed to make social commentary without ever feeling forced and was when the show clearly started to become what it's known for. Evan, Jessica and Sarah slayed their characters this season. Amazing plot, layered characters and great portrayals of them, and an amazing setting. Even smaller roles like Pepper and Shelley were great. Also, you can't praise this season without mentioning the ICONIC name game scene. Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Coven - Good Comments @ARTGOD The most entertaining season and some of the best ideas, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. This season just doesn’t know what it’s about, it constantly shifts from one plot thread to another, important characters become irrelevant and the second half has no tension or stakes. With all of that said, what does work is increíble. The characters, humor, visuals and music are excellent. @PlastiscGuy A fun season, definitely not top 3 material, but it's not bad either. I don't get the hate. @Mirages Amazing performances, very fresh take on feminism, sexism and ageism. @Panchecco At first I didn't like this season at all, what threw me off was the bitchy/sassy tone and the fact that at times it almost looked like a parody. After several years and re-watches, I actually fell in love with it. This is one of the most beautiful seasons in terms of aesthetics and cinematography. Some of the characters were heavily undeveloped but overall the story was pretty captivating. @Rhiannon I would've given it 6 or 7 but in all honesty I enjoyed Roanoke and Apocalypse more @monster78619 yet another great season with so many iconic lines :firega: a big campy that the previous two seasons, but they pull it off so well. Still annoys me that Cordelia isn’t shown performing the seven wonders in the finale, I think she only performs six :ladyhaha: and it seemed kinda messy how every witch seemed to be able to perform nearly all of the seven wonders to me, just seemed convenient for certain plots if I remember right :huh: but still love the whole season @DontDoubtDavid It was campy and a very different feel from the first two seasons. Had it's funny moments. @robbiemalik I feel like this season was for the gays as in it was fun and the memes were good. The whole witches and supreme plot was great. @LittleMichael My least favorite, I have to admit it deserved more points @VoldeLorde2 I love this season so much. Myrtle is such a highlight and she's everything I want to be. The plot was very good and I always catch myself going back and watching it. @imnotyourbabe10 - Usually hate camp but the New Orleans atmosphere and Papa Legba take the cake for this season. @Bloody Grammys The coven itself is intriguing but the conflicts are dull. It is a very well thought settlement overall. @Meredith Grey The most different season of AHS imo. It traded the terror and fear aspects for a more gory, shocking season. This season mixed in a lot of comedy with what was the most unique world ever. Everything about the academy is so fresh and this is the season with the best characters. Special shoutout to Madison Montgomery. She could have easily been another queen-bee Regina George knock-off but she might honestly be the most interesting and entertaining character of the season. The only reason I place it third is due to some plot holes. Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Based on all the comments, which season do you think won? Will it be the sassy witches in Coven? Or will it be the madness that is Asylum? Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Lemme give you a look at the lowest scores these two seasons got! Lowest Rates for Coven 1 / 10 - One (1) Christian Soccer Mom @Glittertinks I just think Coven really did not fit at all in the "Horror Story" family. Apocalypse did a better job in making use of witches imo Lowest Rates for Asylum 3 / 10 - One (1) Skinny Serial Killer @Rhiannon I absoutely loved this season but the alien plot made it less enjoyable for me Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Those are the lowest scores, pray maggots! Drumroll for Number 2! Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 #2 Coven 7.17 / 10.00 Highest Rates for Coven 10 / 10 - Six (6) Resurrected Supremes @VoldeLorde2 I love this season so much. Myrtle is such a highlight and she's everything I want to be. The plot was very good and I always catch myself going back and watching it. Other Resurrected Supremes - @Bradley @Lanadelduck @Hauser @SHALLOW @Silvestro Devacelli Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMichael 24,900 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Asylum #1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Which means... #1 Asylum - The One True Supreme Season 8.83 / 10.00 Highest Rates for Asylum 10 / 10 - Twenty-two (22) Lana Bananas @Quartz Was it really a surprise that Asylum won? Honestly? It won by a LANDSLIDE. It deserved it. Every video still can be a beautiful photograph. The plot was intense and crazy but cohesive as f*ck. It really is the BEST season of American Horror Story. I doubt they can ever top this, but of course I am hoping for the best! Other Lana Bananas - @ARTGOD @PlastiscGuy @Mirages @thunderzap00 @SILENT HILL @Panchecco @Mike Raffle @RahrahWitch @monster78619 @DontDoubtDavid @Diamonster @Young Pancake @LanaDelGrant @robbiemalik @LittleMichael @Scathach @GypsyVida @imnotyourbabe10 @Bloody Grammys @dllcll @swakby Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMichael 24,900 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 7.17 vs 8.83 Wow, the gap is real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,575 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Thanks for participating everyone! Man, megarates are HARD. Hahahaha, it was worth it - Asylum won its rightful throne. Ya'll haters of Roanoke and Cult better hide, though. I know who you are. I know. Until the next seasons of AHS! Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glittertinks 12,466 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Oh thanks my faith has been kinda restored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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