Quartz 12,535 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Bad Comments for Roanoke @ARTGOD I get what this season is trying to be and I respect the ambition. The format is fresh and it has a lot of good scares. It’s also quite focused and co?mpact and doesn’t go off the rails as much as your average AHS season. However, it all feels so surface level. If you go beneath the surface there’s barely anything there. The first? half of the season is a Murder House rehash, the characters have no depth and let’s not even talk about the dialogue. I like it but it’s not what I look for in an AHS season.?? @PlastiscGuy :saladga: I don't understand why Ryan had to mess things up with this one. First part of the season was good, the rest... A TOTAL MESS. @huttont First half was great. I loved the documentary style of filming. It was very creepy and I wish they had kept that throughout. Once they switched to the reality tv, it lost the realness of it. The logic just wasn’t there behind the characters decisions. @Panchecco The Roanoke woods are my absolute favorite setting from the whole show and had it been in the classic format it probably would have been my favorite. The secretive promotional campaign was equal parts brilliant and equal parts frustrating as those teasers had so many interesting ideas that I wish were explored one way or another. The first half of the season was perfect: scary, intriguing and visually interesting. The fact that Ryan teased the "twist" made it so predictable and less enjoyable for me, and the twist itself was a total miss as changing the format to another "fake" show (let alone the fact that it was basically Big Brother) was so frustrating and disappointing. @monster78619 just filled with inconsistencies, and seems messy. Sarah’s British accent was off putting, the fact that Lee didn’t go to prison despite cameras everywhere is dumb, the first half with the “talking to the camera” was annoying and ruined horror elements for me, especially Matt talking, hes such a bore :cryga: the season consists of “why would you do that” moments. However, I loved how they went for traditional horror again after Hotel, and was SHOOK at the whole Audrey/Lee shootout at the end of the penultimate episode. @SwissMonster Why? Well does this even need an explanation? The plot was A MESS. They making a remake? What even is the sense. The last episode is just useles?s. The only season that does?n’t really have a „theme to me“. The only season I would say that I don’t like it. Originally I thought that I only give one point for this season. But since Gaga is in it I gave one extra :huntyga:???? @robbiemalik Cool concept but towards the end it was just a mess and convoluted. We needed more Gaga! Her character was iconic and fascinating. @VoldeLorde2 Roanoke gets a 5 because I only really enjoyed the first 5 episodes but I don't hate the rest. The first five were just so enjoyable so the last five weren't on pair to me. @Bloody Grammys The "plot twist" was gross. @Meredith Grey My least favorite season. Lee was a great lead for the season and the final 5 episodes were amazing. However, the first 5 didn't entertain me. I knew who would live and what would happen considering the characters were just telling what happened in the past. Kathy's character was one of her best as well but they sort of let her storyline just whither away. Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMichael 24,692 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Quartz said: @Bloody Grammys The "plot twist" was gross. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 59,173 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 54 minutes ago, Quartz said: #8 Cult 4.37 / 10.00 Reveal hidden contents You dicks!! How can you do this to my third favorite season?!?!?! Cult does not deserve this blasphemy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,535 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Two of my top three GONE. Are you guys blind?! No matter, let's continue! No turning back now. Here's a fun fact: Constance in Murder House was Jessica Lange's first regular role in TV! Which season will be next??? Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,535 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Clue: Sarah Paulson played multiple characters in this season! Think, little monsters Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 59,173 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I'll take Roanoke over Murder House and Freak Show any day. I admire Ryan for doing something different with the documentary format, also the twist in Episode 6 when the real actors came out >>> It's also genuinely disturbing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoldeLorde2 8,389 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Freak Show, it's time to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoldeLorde2 8,389 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Quartz said: Clue: Sarah Paulson played multiple characters in this season! Think, little monsters f It better not be Apocalypse, I stg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagahoon 70 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Quartz said: Clue: Sarah Paulson played multiple characters in this season! Think, little monsters Sarah played 2 characters in Hotel Thou shalt not love again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glittertinks 12,465 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I can't with everyone writing novels about their ratings... Meanwhile I just send my rates and didn't say much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirages 20,259 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Quartz said: Clue: Sarah Paulson played multiple characters in this season! Think, little monsters f Hotel, Freak Show, Apocalypse - I say Freak Show I'm the bitch that's fragile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,535 Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 Guys lemme just reset my internet, will be back lol Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirages 20,259 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Just now, Quartz said: Guys lemme just reset my internet, will be back lol I'm the bitch that's fragile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagahoon 70 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Quartz said: Guys lemme just reset my internet, will be back lol Thou shalt not love again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMonster 29,120 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Quartz said: Guys lemme just reset my internet, will be back lol Giving me ASIB world premier teas when there was a powerfaillure and everyone including Gaga and Bradley where sitting in the dark for minutes lmao... SwissMonster®️ - Creating controversy since 1999 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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