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Gracious Gaga
3 minutes ago, hurricane326 said:

I'm imagining 

"Hey dude thanks for meeting here, the business model's going great. What's your email so we can stay in touch?"

"heybieberbaby@gmail.com"

"Uh...what?"

LOL

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6 minutes ago, Gracious Gaga said:

LOL

"What do you mean?"

"Is that your email?"

"Uh..yeah I just said it."

"You do realize being a 24 year old man who likes Justin Bieber unironically is a little weird, right?  I know you're gay and all that, but shouldn't that mean you like Beyonce?

"Beyonce? The list of things she's done for us gays is equal to the number of straight guys actually in love with me instead of just being really cool and accepting. She's not a shishtar."

"Uh... I didn't ask and that didn't answer my numerous questions."

"What?" Bieber is KING. He already has teen girls stalking his every breath so why not grown men?"

"Y'know I think I'm going to leave this Panera before you start making moves on me with the uneaten salad  you keep mixing."

 

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Ryusei
24 minutes ago, DWUWpartII said:

:air:

Justin looks so satisfied. No wonder with the looks of Mr. Pastors bulged shorts. :hor:

hayley is shook. 

Also: am i the only one who doesnt find that pastor attractive whatsoever? 

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Thomas P

Why ? robot wtf GIF

I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill.
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PlastiscGuy
30 minutes ago, hurricane326 said:

"What do you mean?"

"Is that your email?"

"Uh..yeah I just said it."

"You do realize being a 24 year old man who likes Justin Bieber unironically is a little weird, right?  I know you're gay and all that, but shouldn't that mean you like Beyonce?

"Beyonce? The list of things she's done for us gays is equal to the number of straight guys actually in love with me instead of just being really cool and accepting. She's not a shishtar."

"Uh... I didn't ask and that didn't answer my numerous questions."

"What?" Bieber is KING. He already has teen girls stalking his every breath so why not grown men?"

"Y'know I think I'm going to leave this Panera before you start making moves on me with the uneaten salad  you keep mixing."

 

:what: you should write fanfictions, talk about that imagination...

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1 minute ago, PlastiscGuy said:

:what: you should write fanfictions, talk about that imagination...

About what? 

I know, Tetris!

The blocks had been falling forever, just one lonely cube, tumbling to meet another in the simulation that repeated itself over and over again. The blocks had emotions of course, but the weird curved beings that moved them did not seem to be aware. 

.....

Top block fell slowly onto bottom block, eliciting a primal movement of curvature that before this moment was only fantasized about

Pixels were throbbing and blurring as the top block slowly curved into bottom, releasing an 8-bit moan that greatly confused the six-year old child controlling the joystick

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PlastiscGuy
7 minutes ago, hurricane326 said:

About what? 

I know, Tetris!

The blocks had been falling forever, just one lonely cube, tumbling to meet another in the simulation that repeated itself over and over again. The blocks had emotions of course, but the weird curved beings that moved them did not seem to be aware. 

.....

Top block fell slowly onto bottom block, eliciting a primal movement of curvature that before this moment was only fantasized about

Pixels were throbbing and blurring as the top block slowly curved into bottom, releasing an 8-bit moan that greatly confused the six-year old child controlling the joystick

I would definitely read it, tho :hor:

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Chickens in Malibu

I thought he was looking for two boys to adopt.

Was going to immediately put myself up for adoption

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Cody James
2 hours ago, ZiggyZiggs said:

What kind of pastor is this :air:

He is homophobic so don’t get too excited. 

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misunderstood
11 minutes ago, Cody James said:

He is homophobic so don’t get too excited. 

There's worse things to worry about Mr. James :huntyga:

"I'd rather be poor and happy, than rich and alone"
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3 hours ago, Slip7676 said:

:hmm: Is the "pastor" swinging his underwear in his right hand?

ryan gosling lol GIF

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