Enigma is not an album, LG6 is a while away, lesbeyonest!

[Stef 61,598]

Hey girls!

It has come to my attention that there are some members of this site, twitter, ATRL, and more forums alike who are convinced that Gaga is dropping some huge ENIGMA project show/album hybrid piece at the end of the month  , while it would be amazing, we all know it aint happening, Gaga is nawTTT about to let anything come in the way of her road to Oscar glory, especially not the possibility of a lead single tanking

"But, why would she create a whole ENIGMA persona for just a show??" you may ask 

Micheal Bearden, Gaga's Creative Director, literally admitted months ago that the show title was a concept Gaga thought of backstage at a Joanne concert last year, see below:

 

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So, ladies! I know the majority of us are pretty used to hyping and being let down, but can we just call it for what it is? A greatest hits show, that Gaga has decided to put her own twiat onto by creating a narrative, that's all! And in the tiny tiny small miniscule possibility that Gaga does drop a whole ass project for the show, then we shall clink clink and celebrate! 

The realistic timeline will be as follows, ENIGMA's first few shows -> Golden Globes -> More ENIGMA -> Grammys/Oscars -> A rest until May -> buzz single to kick up the summer shows -> album to follow potentially towards end of 2019

Am I right?

[Enzo 37,977]

thank u, next  

[Antichrist 9,818]

2 minutes ago, Stef said:

The realistic timeline will be as follows, ENIGMA's first few shows -> Golden Globes -> More ENIGMA -> Grammys/Oscars -> A rest until May -> more ENIGMA -> album in 2026

and right you are!

[Benji 20,113]

I don't think we'll get anything but it would be so sick if we got a little EP or something because the Enigma and Joanne tour aesthetic has been great.  Not holding out hope but I can dream.

The Rhino interlude build up had me GAGGING for new Dark Gag

 

[Andreu 37,216]

I don't know how some of you dare to complain she's not releasing new music soon when she literally dropped an album worth of songs a couple months ago

[Chromatic 12,177]

I don't expect a brand new album, but I do admit, a greatest hits album would make sense.

[Mana Mahad 1,749]

1 minute ago, Lucas said:

I don't expect a brand new album, but I do admit, a greatest hits album would make sense.

Now with steaming and especially Spotify buying greatest hits albums dosent make sense.

[Dutch 91,332]

2 minutes ago, Lucas said:

I don't expect a brand new album, but I do admit, a greatest hits album would make sense.

Greatest hits albums are dead since the streaming era started tho.

[Stef 61,598]

7 minutes ago, Andreu said:

I don't know how some of you dare to complain she's not releasing new music soon when she literally dropped an album worth of songs a couple months ago

[Benji 20,113]

Just now, Lucas said:

I don't expect a brand new album, but I do admit, a greatest hits album would make sense.

I'd die if she released a remastered singles collection with some new recorded vocals.  Imagine Alejandro with those adlibs she added at the Joanne tour 

 

[Stef 61,598]

10 minutes ago, Enzo said:

thank u, next  

hush it u know im right

[Dutch 91,332]

1 minute ago, Benji said:

I'd die if she released a remastered singles collection with some new recorded vocals.  Imagine Alejandro with those adlibs she added at the Joanne tour 

 

Bitch, THAT is an idea I'm living for.

[Chromatic 12,177]

2 minutes ago, Mana Mahad said:

Now with steaming and especially Spotify buying greatest hits albums dosent make sense.

 

2 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Greatest hits albums are dead since the streaming era started tho.

I guess nostalgia's for geeks.

2 minutes ago, Benji said:

I'd die if she released a remastered singles collection with some new recorded vocals.  Imagine Alejandro with those adlibs she added at the Joanne tour 

 

That'd be dope!

[Suspiria 10,683]

6 minutes ago, Benji said:

 

 

She looks so good in this gif I- 

 

While part of me thinks/desperately hopes there will be a release (yet another greatest hits show after SBHS, Coachella and JWT with no new hits just seems so boring...), I just don't think it's realistic she will release something on the opening night given the dates...

for the reasons you mentioned already, plus the fact that it's literally the worst time of year for sales - just after Christmas when no one has any money. Surely her team wouldn't release then?

[Enzo 37,977]

1 minute ago, Stef said:

hush it u know im right

sssh some of us like to be dissapointed