StrawberryBlond 14,619 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 As it was my birthday a few days ago, whenever it gets to this time of year, I always start thinking about birthday themed songs and how bad they all seem to be. Does anyone seem capable of making a decent song about this? Over the years, we've had some terrible ones. Most of them seem like comedy value songs, sometimes without much lyrical or original content. Case in point: Can anyone think of any more? I went back and listened to the Lenny Kravtiz song, Happy Birthday, and actually found it wasn't as bad as I first thought, so maybe it was the one exception. I suppose it's very hard to make a song about this occasion that isn't cliched and cheesy, similar to Christmas songs in that sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 The worst birthday song of all time Ladies and Gentlemen: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid LePage 4,826 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 birthday cake is a bop wym Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AStarIsBorn21 3,714 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Birthday songs aren’t necessarily supposed to be extremely thoughtful and deep. For most a birthday is supposed to be fun and loose and most of these songs deliver that message. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iAstroLeo 14,389 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 A bop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenIdle 124,559 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 A birthday classic 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I actually like Birthday by Katy for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamourpuss 29,062 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 50 Cent - In Da Club. "Go shorty, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday." It's one I always play at birthdays anyway. I liked Beyonce's version back in the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTBOP 7,433 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Stevie Wonder's I quite like actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody g 31,739 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Not miss SELEGEND ONE 『𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝』 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FentyGa 14,340 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Selena's, Rih'a and 50 Cent's are bops. I like Katy's but objectively, it ain't great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, Hybrid Rose said: birthday cake is a bop wym Did you ever listen to the lyrics? Things like: "I know you wanna bite this" "Remember how you did it?" "Give it to her it in the worst way" and the entirety of CHRIS BROWNS VERSE! Spoiler "Girl I wanna **** you right now Been a long time, I've been missing your body Let me, let me turn the lights down When I, when I go down, it's a private party It's not even her birthday But I wanna lick the icing off Give it to her in the worst way Can't wait to blow her candles out I want that cake, cake cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide it I'mma make you my bitch Cake, cake, cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide itI'mma make you my bitch Doggy want the kitty Give me a heart attack and throw it back Now watch me get it You know this but you the **** Damn, girl you pretty Blowing out your candles, now let me make a couple wishes" Make this the most creepy, vile and disturbing "birthday" song of all time. It's probably even the worst. Chris Brown sings the lyric: "Give it to her in the worst way" I close my case Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woohoo 6,534 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 katy's a bop "I heard if you record Gaga snoring and play it backward it sounds like an act. 2 unreleased." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Just now, FentyGa said: Selena's, Rih'a and 50 Cent's are bops. I like Katy's but objectively, it ain't great I'm directing you to my comment below yours Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FentyGa 14,340 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, corvus albus said: I'm directing you to my comment below yours Well I don't listen to Chris's version, I listen to the album version You may not like it but issa anthem to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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