DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Dear fellow monsters, I'm in a twerk mood right now and I wondered why Gaga doesn't release twerk anthems (Cake doesn't count).. While the rest of y'all are complaining just like me about the Stefani vs Gaga thing, which I'm going to make a topic about also cuz I'm angry, I started to questioning Gaga's twerk abilities and she has a good ass, so why doesn't she use it to shake some things up, just for fun you know.. I know she's in the "I lOvE braDlEy anD MEatBALls aND the geePee, i waNT tO Be cAllEd joAnnie"-mood, but I want her to twerk once in a lifetime.. Last night I twerked on this new bop from Minaj: Do y'all agree we need a twerk anthem from Gagz.. I know we have this, but I want a official single release: We all know she got the a$$ for it to do it: I know the little Shallowsters will come and say Gaga is too mature for this and too prossional and that it will ruin her status, but fight me.mp3 Greetings and love, DutchHoooooaaaaaaahhhkhhaaaah We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,851 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 time to have beats like this for LG6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 Or something like this: We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amon 1,918 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 Just now, Nemanja said: Yeah but why-wasn't-it-a-single?.mp3 We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Are we in 2013 again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addison Rae 16,799 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Nnnn didn’t she say around the start of the Joanne era something about not wanting to write about twerking because she has more to say than that? sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, DutchHooker said: Or something like this: this remix is the worsttt I thought i would never see it again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 minute ago, FlopSlurper said: Are we in 2013 again? Well... those were the good ol' days when the pop girls were releasing good and spicy stuff.. now they're just releasing mumble-rap like Beyonce, Generic pop like Grande or Country if you know what I mean.. We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Andreu said: this remix is the worsttt I thought i would never see it again I know, it's so bad, but yeah... it's something We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Just now, DutchHooker said: Well... those were the good ol' days when the pop girls were releasing good and spicy stuff.. now they're just releasing mumble-rap like Beyonce, Generic pop like Grande or Country if you know what I mean.. I recall Gaga and Katy releasing the best albums of their careers, and both didn't involve twerking What mumble-rapping is now, was twerking back then, an annoying trend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dolce Vita said: Nnnn didn’t she say around the start of the Joanne era something about not wanting to write about twerking because she has more to say than that? Well.. she can just twerk and talk about her connection with her aunt at the same time, they say girls can multitask We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mus 7,883 Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 You can twerk to wdydt tho What’s in a reverse-warholian expedition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 1 minute ago, FlopSlurper said: I recall Gaga and Katy releasing the best albums of their careers, and both didn't involve twerking What mumble-rapping is now, was twerking back then, an annoying trend Katy the best album of her career... We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted December 3, 2018 Author Share Posted December 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mustang said: You can twerk to wdydt tho *Playing WDYDT.mp3 for clear skin right now as we speak* Spoiler It's good, but I want something better... We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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