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I remember that 1988 summer night like it was yesterday. Bryan Andrews was practicing for next semester’s football season in his basement as I was going to ask him if he wanted to go to the Madonna concert, as just pals, of course. I walked down the steps and this song immediately came on his radio, and at that moment he noticed me, we locked eyes, and he said “wanna join?”. The next 4 minutes was the second most physically exhausted I’d ever been, as he showed me ways to move my body I never thought were possible before, through immense excersizes of corse. Later I opted out of going to the Madonna concert, becuase he had bought tickets for the both of us to see the rising star, Lady Gaga, live at the local baseball stadium, scheduled the same night. 30 years later me and Bryan are still going strong. I’ll always love you @Rumours1977

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8 minutes ago, AStarIsBorn21 said:

I remember that 1984 summer night like it was yesterday. Bryan Andrews was practicing for next semester’s football season in his basement as I was going to ask him if he wanted to go to the Madonna concert, as just pals, of course. I walked down the steps and this song immediately came on his radio, and at that moment he noticed me, we locked eyes, and he said “wanna join?”. The next 4 minutes was the second most physically exhausted I’d ever been, as he showed me ways to move my body I never thought were possible before, through immense excersizes of corse. Later I opted out of going to the Madonna concert, becuase he had bought tickets for the both of us to see the rising star, Lady Gaga, live at the local baseball stadium, scheduled the same night. 34 years later me and Bryan are still going strong. I’ll always love you @Rumours1977

This falsified story might have worked if the year you posted in your comment matched the year of the "song" :air:

 

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1 minute ago, Rumours1977 said:

This falsified story might have worked if the year you posted in your comment matched the year of the "song" :air:

 

Stfu Bryan it was a typo god why did I stay with you. :fthis:

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7 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

This falsified story might have worked if the year you posted in your comment matched the year of the "song" :air:

 

Maybe he's from the future :poot: this post can be because of multiple temporary lines collapsing with each other :poot:

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16 minutes ago, AStarIsBorn21 said:

Stfu Bryan it was a typo god why did I stay with you. :fthis:

You know good and well that I had to marry @Saint Hollywood because he offered me a PlayStation 2.

10 minutes ago, PlastiscGuy said:

Maybe he's from the future :poot: this post can be because of multiple temporary lines collapsing with each other :poot:

Nah. I've dated people from the future before. That's why I know  LG6 is coming out in 2020 :vegas:

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Also, you posted this blasphemous thread comparing Kane Brown's new album to Joanne:

This is enough proof for the courts that I should get custody of @Killa and @PlastiscGuy . You are simply an unfit mother, Eunice.

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8 hours ago, Rumours1977 said:

You know good and well that I had to marry @Saint Hollywood because he offered me a PlayStation 2.

Nah. I've dated people from the future before. That's why I know  LG6 is coming out in 2020 :vegas:

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