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Joanne: The Uncertainty Race

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

Did you like it? I had Melania Trump help me write it!:hug:

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1 minute ago, Rumours1977 said:

I still keep in touch with mainly Grigio Girls and Dancin' In Circles.

Put those two together, and you have a fun night.... you know what I mean :classy:

Oh yes, that does sound like a good time, I party with DIC myself all the time :queenga:

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1 minute ago, calmar said:

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It's no secret that Trump once spooned her so hard that she believed in the Birther movement.

She's is practicing her spoon-bending abilities to bend him in half next time he tries it.

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1 minute ago, CautiousLurker said:

I party with DIC myself all the time :queenga:

She's all fun and games till she starts being messy...

Luckily, Come to Mama will sometimes step in to clean up her mess.

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

She's all fun and games till she starts being messy...

Luckily, Come to Mama will sometimes step in to clean up her mess.

The lesbianism? Far too much

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Diamond Heart's speech will begin in approximately 2-3 minutes.

If she's your fav, show her some love!

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Just now, calmar said:

The lesbianism? Far too much

And incestism, but hey as long as there are no children being conceived :trollga:

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Rupaul: So, Diamond Heart it is now your turn to give your speech.

 

DH: People always ask me: what is it like being the song on the album that was destined to be a single… but ultimately was paid dust? I say it was like a diamond: clearly misguided and edge-cutting. Regardless, I want to spend the rest of my time speaking about a cause near and dear to my heart: Hungry Hungry Hippos.

 

RuPaul: No, we aren’t talking about that fat b*tch “Hey Girl” right now. I want to know why you should win this competition.

 

DH: A Hungry Hungry Hippo can heal my little heart, though. Plus, it is time for a fan favorite to win and win with dignity. I’m not up here marrying the nighttime or smoking marijuana. I am here to sell you a gemstone at a reasonable price and call it a day. You see what I’m saying, Ru?

 

RuPaul: So… the reason you should win is that… you’re a jewelry store?

 

DH: Precisely.

 

RuPaul: Uh.. okay. Let’s look at a speech you gave last week:

 

 

I am triggered. Let’s just go to questions.

 

Any questions?

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5 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

A Hungry Hungry Hippo can heal my little heart

What about Kinder's Happy Hippos?  :oprah:

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We all know Gaga had a diamond heart engagement ring that she had to stop wearing when her engagement was called off. Does this mean heartbreak is stronger than diamond? Should we make heartbreak drill bits? :oprah: 

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2 minutes ago, CautiousLurker said:

What about Kinder's Happy Hippos?  :oprah:

What kind of animal abuse is this?

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It's looks like that pitcher is being shoved up the poor hippo's *ss

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2 minutes ago, calmar said:

We all know Gaga had a diamond heart engagement ring that she had to stop wearing when her engagement was called off. Does this mean heartbreak is stronger than diamond? Should we make heartbreak drill bits? :oprah: 

Little do you know that Taylor Kinney actually shaped the diamond after Gaga's lung. It turns out that Alveoli are actually stronger than diamond...

A drill shaped like an Alveolus would be the weapon of all weapons.

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Just now, Rumours1977 said:

Little do you know that Taylor Kinney actually shaped the diamond after Gaga's lung. It turns out that Alveoli are actually stronger than diamond...

A drill shaped like an Alveolus would be the weapon of all weapons.

What about a drill shaped like an alveolar consonant?

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