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I watched this vid on theories about her song which got me interested. 

https://youtu.be/d0GSa-Ja4M0

which got me thinking, what’re some of the best gaga rumors/theories that have circulated, whether it be about an album/song/tour/ or her as a person in general? 

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The "Frankenstein is coming on Halloween because nobody said so but I think it is so therefore if it doesn't come I'm gonna attack Gaga for being a **** up and sabotaging her own success by not releasing twink friendly synth bops" theory

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that'd shed bring back the BTWB for one special night in London to film a DVD in 2014/15 because they apparently have the stage in storage :triggered:

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Just to name a few:

-- The Frame

-- The Truth is in my Red Lipstick

-- YOUR GOD ISN'T HERE MICHAEL, NOR WILL HE EVER BE!!!

My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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8 minutes ago, Satans Ex Wife said:

Just to name a few:

-- The Frame

-- The Truth is in my Red Lipstick

-- YOUR GOD ISN'T HERE MICHAEL, NOR WILL HE EVER BE!!!

Whats the last one? Sounds promising

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24 minutes ago, Andreu said:

Whats the last one? Sounds promising

Lol! That was a rumor from... 2011 I think. 

The story was retold by GGD member @Harry a couple years ago! This is copypasted from one of his threads:

"In September 2011, the shocking news that many had suspected for years was confirmed. Lady Gaga's former hairstylist came forward and exposed her ties to Lucifer himself. It was a shocking moment for us fans, and indeed the world.

*He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....

"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”"   browserpreview_tmp0.gif

My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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Oh yeah I also remember serious rumors after the Alejandro video came out, that Gaga was planning to surgically amputate one of her legs "for fashion"

My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3
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2 minutes ago, Satans Ex Wife said:

Lol! That was a rumor from... 2011 I think. 

The story was retold by GGD member @Harry a couple years ago! This is copypasted from one of his threads:

"In September 2011, the shocking news that many had suspected for years was confirmed. Lady Gaga's former hairstylist came forward and exposed her ties to Lucifer himself. It was a shocking moment for us fans, and indeed the world.

*He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....

"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”"   browserpreview_tmp0.gif

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