PartySick 163,668 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 1 minute ago, ARTPOPSlays said: I think I ****ing heard it, to the living room I go Make him pay rent Blackout19 - "Free Woman sucks!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,698 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Maybe it's pregnant and there will be dozens of them in the morning. "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 OML THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS @ARTPOPSlays best of luck with the beatle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasi 10,986 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Quit it, beetles are harmless. I don't understand pineapples, so I don't eat bananas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belivet 287 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Are you sure there's only one in your house? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Iâm stressed out just reading this. Beetles are my phobia. Also bees. âŻÍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 One time my brother threw a piece of bark at me and said it was a beetle. Iâve never screamed so loud in my life. I thought my lungs were gonna explode. You all better virtually hug me right now.  âŻÍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,989 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 I suggest you to book an hotel room. It's the beetle house now.. So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 43 minutes ago, Mer Boy said: Maybe it's pregnant and there will be dozens of them in the morning.  âŻÍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,989 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 But at least it's not a scorpion.. Like a year ago I was sitting at the balcony, smoking and then something with many legs jumped on my back, stung the sh-t out of me and ran away.. f-cking black Scorpion, I felt like idk a car is on my back, few hours pain, at least it had a lil poison.. the day after my lips were numb, was funny.. So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Just now, River said: But at least it's not a scorpion.. Like a year ago I was sitting at the balcony, smoking and then something with many legs jumped on my back, stung the sh-t out of me and ran away.. f-cking black Scorpion, I felt like idk a car is on my back, few hours pain, at least it had a lil poison.. the day after my lips were numb, was funny.. Ew. I donât do things with exoskeletons or stingers. âŻÍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 119,989 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, GypsyBabe said: Ew. I donât do things with exoskeletons or stingers. I hope you'll never have to meet one, they are evil, they just want to sting.. đ So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioIsOurs 13,876 Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Anyways, you can scream like Yoko Ono, they will probably go away...  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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