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Hey. y'all! So, this is part four in the series where I basically ask my friends about songs from various pop stars, and this time, I'm doing Kesha!
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Tik Tok
L: This is such a fun song, but the autotune ruins it.
B: I love this because it stopped Bad Romance from going to number one.
N: This was like...the song that year. Everyone was singing it, it was huge.

Your Love Is My Drug
L: It kind of sounds the same as that one Gaga song about the disco stick.
B: Was this a number one? It seems like one of those songs that goes to number one but only because there was nothing better at the time.
N: It’s very cute, but you have to be in that mood.

Blow
L: This had the unicorn video, right? Yeah. I think so.
B: Yoncé’s Blow is better, but y’know *looks at nails*.
N: It sounds the same as the others. I don’t like when artists do that, it’s like, do something new!

Die Young
L: This was huge, and the video was so cool. My mum likes this song a lot, she always sings it when she’s cooking.
B: Aw, her last hit. It seems her career died with her bank account.
N: What is that white girl rapping? Loool let me die!

C’mon
L: Does she sing about anything other than parties?
B: This song is about me. A slut.
N: I’m just not...feeling it. It’s repetitive as ****.

Praying
L: Wow, she can sing! And about something new!
B: This is…trash. It’s just boring. Nobody cares.
N: Aw, this is sad but so...happy, too. I’m just shook she can sing, honestly.

Woman:
L: Ooh, fun. I wanna, like, get ready for a party with this!
B: I’m sick of this hoe. Put on some Kat DeLuna.
N: Ugh. Just when I thought she got serious. Partying song again. Be versatile, bitch!

Thoughts? Who should I do next?

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Avenues
14 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Tik Tok
B: I love this because it stopped Bad Romance from going to number one.

Die Young
B: Aw, her last hit. It seems her career died with her bank account.

Praying
B: This is…trash. It’s just boring. Nobody cares.

 

:triggered::triggered::triggered::triggered::triggered:

Ouch, My back hurts.
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ArtGagaPop

Those B really act like that? I only thought it was stans on the internet who talks like that :emma:

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Phaye Monster
33 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Tik Tok
L: This is such a fun song, but the autotune ruins it.
B: I love this because it stopped Bad Romance from going to number one.
N: This was like...the song that year. Everyone was singing it, it was huge.

:triggered:

I'm an ARTPOP bitch, baby
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MaryJaneHolland
50 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Your Love Is My Drug
L: It kind of sounds the same as that one Gaga song about the disco stick.

:rip: 

 

51 minutes ago, maxblac said:

C’mon
L: Does she sing about anything other than parties?
B: This song is about me. A slut.
N: I’m just not...feeling it. It’s repetitive as ****.

This is her best song, L and N can choke :fthis:

 

51 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Put on some Kat DeLuna.

I'm yelling :laughga:

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