PunkTheFunk 124,445 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Predict what today's artists' will be doing 10 years from now, in the year 2028. Will they be topping? Will they be flopping? Will anyone even remember who they are? I'll start you off with a few: Gaga, 42 years old By now I expect her to have an EGOT, four children, and a critically acclaimed live Christmas TV musical on the way. She's given up on pop music completely and is perfectly content doing films, Vegas residencies, jazz albums, and Broadway musicals. Every now and then she comes out of hiding for a surprise gig at a local rock club, where she does the same acoustic rendition of "Bad Romance" she's been doing for the past 20 years. Katy Perry, 43 years old Her mainstream music career has been over for about 10 years now, but she makes a steady living appearing on reality television as a judge. She even ventures into producing her own reality TV series, including Jail Break, a break-dancing competition for ex-convicts. Beyonce, 46 years old Beyonce will find a way to outlast God. I wouldn't be surprised if she and Payola-Z were inching their way to the presidency in their quest for world domination. Her latest album will somehow be topping the streaming charts in North Korea, even though they don't have access to running water. Rihanna, 40 years old Rihanna continues to defy expectations by churning out hit after hit in the third decade of her career. She is also the co-chair of this year's Met Gala. The theme is Grab 'Em By The Thrussy: Fashion in the Age of Trump. Cardi B, 35 years old I'm predicting she'll be a one-era wonder. People will be tired of her by 2020 so by 2028, no one will even remember she existed. Can you come up with predictions for other artists? Taylor Swift, 38 years old Ariana Grande, 35 years old Adele, 40 years old Shawn Mendes, 29 years old Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumiere 5,717 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 SCREAMINGGG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuri 21,636 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 19 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Taylor Swift, 38 years old Ariana Grande, 35 years old After bottoming for Pete the last 10 years, her hole is now the 9th Great Wonder of the world. Adele, 40 years old ..... Shawn Mendes, 29 years old Finally out of the closet, his female fanbase no longer wants him, and now star at HelixStudios. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckworth 2,955 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 46 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: Taylor Swift, 38 years old She's still ruling the world. But she reveals she's the devil and all the good people who buys physical albums will be saved by the Lord and Savior, Lady Gaga, who will die for our sins in a fight with the evil Taylor Swift. The world will be a much safer place when the evil is defeated and Gaga will be worshipped for thousands of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignotus 1,404 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Ariana will be divorced twice but she'll be churning out singles that will be renamed as buzz singles coz they topped the Bubbling Under Hot 100 and be replaced by songs featured with onika. Of course, there'll be bops here and there. Although, at her age, she will still be donning her ponytail and she'll be successful in launching her first ever rubber bands line for endless ponytail hairstyles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heda97 2,399 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Shawn Mendes, 29 years old In the process of finally coming out as a hunty by age 32 when he’s too old for his pre-teen fans to cry. Ariana Grande, 35 years old traumatized by her horrible marriage with Pete Davidson and their gross Instagram posts, she purges all her social media and either goes into hiding or gets her own singing reality show. Her singing career will be strong as the next Mariah Carey, including multiple failures as her vocal cords fail her Taylor Swift, 38 years old Completes her transition back Into republican country singer appealing to 50 year old southern housewives Adele, 40. Releases her 4th studio album 40. Im á Katycat on Fridays #tgif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Judas 4,106 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, heda97 said: Taylor Swift, 38 years old Completes her transition back Into republican country singer appealing to 50 year old southern housewives Tbh this is VERY realistic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmNotHere1997 25,824 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Wait, Shawn will be only 29? He's 19?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuri 21,636 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, gabrielflorin01 said: Wait, Shawn will be only 29? He's 19?!?! His twink days are long vanished. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 117,041 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 There's no gonna be a world in 10 years So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
voidfigure 1,612 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, gabrielflorin01 said: Wait, Shawn will be only 29? He's 19?!?! He's actually 20 in a month or so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haroon 49,685 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said: She is also the co-chair of this year's Met Gala. The theme is Grab 'Em By The Thrussy: Fashion in the Age of Trump. LOOOOOOOOOOL NO I LOST IT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbucks 4,204 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Let me add other artist The Chainsmokers, 38 and 43 years old Bubbling under the "Bubbling under hot 100" chart on Billboard Your everyday cups of kindness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 59,494 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Wendy's Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Haroon said: LOOOOOOOOOOL NO I LOST IT That's where I DIED. I'm screaming over here!!!!!! The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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