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My friends judge...2.0: Britney Spears


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Some of y'all maybe recall that a while ago, I made a thread where  basically asked my friends about some of Gaga's biggest hits and they gave their opinions. Now, I decided to ask them about some Britney songs.
Let's see what they have to say about the Princess of Pop!

Oops..I Did It Again!
L: This is my mum's morning alarm!
B: Queen of hitmaking, we stan.
N: This and Toxic are probably her biggest hits which is...a little sad, but y'know.

Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
L: This should be my karaoke song! *sings some, terribly*
B: Well, it's...not the best song on that album, but it's something.
N: I'm not even gonna lie, I used to think this song was about a transgender girl.

Toxic
L: It sounds like it's from a spy movie.
B: Ugh, another iconic hit, from back when she was still skinny.
N: This was really her peak, because, like, she could never really sing, but here she has pretty good vocals and the song is obviously impeccable. Now it's either a good song, or good vocals which isn't good, obviously.

Gimme More
L: This is very repetative, but it's fun, I suppose.
B: This is when she truly became a sex icon. 
N: Wow! This is so different from, like, the other stuff, it's such a switch.

Till The World Ends
L: I can tell this is way newer. Just sounds less...vintage.
B: The fact that this didn't go to number but 3 and HIAM did still enrages me.
N: I know I get singers mixed up often, and I always feel dumb about it, but I'm sorry, I genuinely thought this was Selena Gomez. I'm not even lying, I'm sorry.

Passanger
L: No, that's not her. It's two completely different voices!
B: Look, I love Britney, but even I know thay this is a pile of ****. Not even hers.
N: Wow...it's different. Not bad, necessarily, but it's just different from her other stuff. And...her other stuff is good.

Slumber Party
L: It's fun, but a bit too R&B for my taste. (yes, she's white lol)
B: Probably the best all-female duet after Beautiful Liar and Feelin' Myself.
N: I've never heard it before! But it's probably my favourite one thus far.

Liar
L: It's fun, very um...different!
B: It's a bop. I don't like the country elements, but y'know. It's good.
N: Wow, I've never heard her swear before! Like I know she's in her 40s and kind of a sex icon, but she's still kind of a singer for kids and teens, so it's just surprising. The song is good, though. The chorus BANGS!

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River
1 minute ago, maxblac said:

N: This was really her peak, because, like, she could never really sing, but here she has pretty good vocals and the song is obviously impeccable. Now it's either a good song, or good vocals which isn't good, obviously.

Did you tell them the truth? that Cathy is doing the good vocals? :laughga:

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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FentyGa
Just now, River said:

Did you tell them the truth? that Cathy is doing the good vocals? :laughga:

I couldn't :laughga: My girl Britney has a reputation to keep up:ladyhaha:

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Silvestro Devacelli
5 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Probably the best all-female duet after Beautiful Liar and Feelin' Myself.

:awkney:

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Tom Nook
8 minutes ago, maxblac said:

N: This and Toxic are probably her biggest hits which is...a little sad, but y'know.

....Baby One More Time, Womanizer, Circus, 3, Hold It Against Me, Gimmie More

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Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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Phaye Monster
19 minutes ago, maxblac said:

Liar
L: It's fun, very um...different!
B: It's a bop. I don't like the country elements, but y'know. It's good.
N: Wow, I've never heard her swear before! Like I know she's in her 40s and kind of a sex icon, but she's still kind of a singer for kids and teens, so it's just surprising. The song is good, though. The chorus BANGS!

:neyde:

Agreed that TTWE deserved to be #1

I'm an ARTPOP bitch, baby
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The Child

That N friend is shady.

I’m sorry but couldn’t you have them listen to Crazy, Born To Make You Happy, Slave, Overprotected, Everytime, Piece Of Me, Circus, If U Seek Amy, Hold On Tight or Just Luv Me?

You had to have Passenger :saladga:

‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá
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FentyGa
11 minutes ago, CrazyMonster said:

That N friend is shady.

I’m sorry but couldn’t you have them listen to Crazy, Born To Make You Happy, Slave, Overprotected, Everytime, Piece Of Me, Circus, If U Seek Amy, Hold On Tight or Just Luv Me?

You had to have Passenger :saladga:

I can always do a Re-Up, I just didn't want this to be too long
And I ha to have Passenger because there's gotta be soething from Britney Jean:poot:

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The Child
5 minutes ago, maxblac said:

I can always do a Re-Up, I just didn't want this to be too long
And I ha to have Passenger because there's gotta be soething from Britney Jean:poot:

Read my post again. I said Hold On Tight which is on Britney Jean.

‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá
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FentyGa
Just now, CrazyMonster said:

Read my post again. I said Hold On Tight which is on Britney Jean.

Ah, true. I'll take that into consideration.

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A Hybrid

Lorde next pls

EDIT: Or I’ll steal the idea and do it myself :fthis:

No family’s safe when I sashay
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FentyGa
50 minutes ago, MeloArtDramaPop said:

where the hell is LUCKY:triggered:

it's so cheesy lol L, B and I listen to it all the time. Started ironically, but now we consider it to be a bop:lolly:
 

 

3 minutes ago, A Hybrid said:

Lorde next pls

EDIT: Or I’ll steal the idea and do it myself :fthis:

I can do it, gimme, like, two days at most:vegas:

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