River 116,698 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 (nasal voice) *sniff sniff* thank you believing in meee, when I was lil girl, I was 13 btw, I watched the first ASIB because it's the best! sorry Barbara (hahah the crowd laugh) and I felt something in my heart, like.... I don't know... And now I got to play Ally, along with a phenomenon and talented cast, and Bradly, oh my, thank you for giving me this opportunity. And thank you Christian, I love you! To my sister, my father and my mom, my grandma and to you Oprah. donate for the BTW foundation please, it's important to me. Thank you thank you I love you Thank you Now your turn honeys. So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirrion Rizzons 10,994 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 buy ARTPOP on itunes. Buy it once. Buy It twice. Buy it 20 times. Goodnight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 80,698 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 *sniff sniff* “Thanks fats and gays! Buy ARTPOP on iTunes! Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr S 8,672 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Are you talking about winning Best Picture at the Oscars? She can write a speech all she wants but that award doesn't go to her nor would she get to go on stage and accept. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Nook 37,807 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 “And the award goes to..... The Rah Rah Bitch!” *sniff sniff* “Thank you thank you I don’t know if everyone knew this but I’ve been winning Oscars since I was 13 years old “ Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 116,698 Posted June 8, 2018 Author Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 minute ago, GrigioGirl1 said: Are you talking about winning Best Picture at the Oscars? She can write a speech all she wants but that award doesn't go to her nor would she get to go on stage and accept. sthap lol So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Cherry 43 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 "I would like to thank Whitney Houston for inspiring me. The day she took the bodyguard role from Madonna made me realise evil can never win. Btw Madonna I have one of these and you don't heehee" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heygirl 842 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 *wipes eye dramatically* thank you gays for believing in me and never having left my side despite sam smith snubbing me last year. as an italian this is such an honor as an american. thank you to my mother, father, sister, christian, horse, chicken, and lina morgana. i stan you !! bye be kind guys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 80,698 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mirrion Rizzons said: buy ARTPOP on itunes. Buy it once. Buy It twice. Buy it 20 times. Goodnight 2 minutes ago, Xxtin said: *sniff sniff* “Thanks fats and gays! Buy ARTPOP on iTunes! SoWhatIsTheTruth.gif Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elijahfan 26,168 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 If they win best picture, she's not the one who's gonna give a speech Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXXXX 4,775 Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 "I've been an Italian jazz singer since I was 13. Please buy my new duet album with Mr. Tony Bennett. We covered 62 songs by American songwriter Cole Porter for you. Also buy MC15. It's full of number one worthy bops. Let's make MC15 Lead Single Mariah's 19'th number one! Thank you, American Music Awards!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle 14,068 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 I'm the first gay man to ever win an Oscar. Bye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defmix100 6,372 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 I'm Italian and European, so for me it was such an honor as an American Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXXXX 4,775 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Just now, Defmix100 said: I'm Italian and European, so for me it was such an honor as an American Probably the cringiest thing she's ever said Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 35 minutes ago, River said: and to you Oprah All of my speeches have this line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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