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So I was at the AGO (Art Gallery of Ontario) yesterday celebrating at this Pride event.

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While touring the gallery, I came across this spectacular exhibit:

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looks familiar?

 

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IT'S ALLY THE MULTI-TALENTED SMALL-TOWN CLUB PERFORMER/ASPIRING SINGER

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100% proof that Gaga's face is a work of art

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From my research, Helga Matura (1966) is a photo-painting by Gerhard Richter who used streaking and blurring techniques in his works to present a realistic depiction of memory and "our elusive hold on reality". (just like Gaga's outfits and career :diane:)

According to Google Arts & Culture, "Helga Matura, prettily posed here on a grassy bank, was a Frankfurt prostitute who made newspaper headlines in 1966, when she was brutally murdered". :cryga:

Source: https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/helga-matura/OwFWaF8o8GO3Og

 

So what does this mean? Is this a good omen that ASIB will do well? That it will be regarded as fine art? :queenga: Was Ally's look inspired by this painting or did Mr. Richter prophesy this iconic moment in Gaga's career? :pray:

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Mirages

What a reverse a-star-is-bornian blurry experience :vegas:

I'm the bitch that's fragile
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Also, this is a Gerhard Richter, it is actually worth millions. He's the best paid artist alive and his paintings and photographs usually retail for around 30 to 48 MILLION Dollahs. :vegas:

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16 minutes ago, Supersonic said:

Also, this is a Gerhard Richter, it is actually worth millions. He's the best paid artist alive and his paintings and photographs usually retail for around 30 to 48 MILLION Dollahs. :vegas:

Do you think he’ll sell me 1/4 of a painting for $20? I’m definitely not gonna resell it and make an astronomical profit or anything. :derpga:

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6 minutes ago, Rumours1977 said:

Do you think he’ll sell me 1/4 of a painting for $20? I’m definitely not gonna resell it and make an astronomical profit or anything. :derpga:

He's actually not seeing any of the money, those ridiculous prices are always a result of auctioning things off. He actually hates how expensive his paintings have become and how people in the art world are like in total mania about him, so nowadays he just gifts his paintings directly to museums of his liking or friends. :vegas:

My degree in art history finally paying off. :vegas:

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38 minutes ago, Mirages said:

What a reverse a-star-is-bornian blurry experience :vegas:

It only takes two bottles...

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3 hours ago, Supersonic said:

He's actually not seeing any of the money, those ridiculous prices are always a result of auctioning things off. He actually hates how expensive his paintings have become and how people in the art world are like in total mania about him, so nowadays he just gifts his paintings directly to museums of his liking or friends. :vegas:

My degree in art history finally paying off. :vegas:

 

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my fav work of his is symphony of light :giveup:

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3 hours ago, Rumours1977 said:

Do you think he’ll sell me 1/4 of a painting for $20? I’m definitely not gonna resell it and make an astronomical profit or anything. :derpga:

 

i see you're coming for Joanne the Scammer's career :stalkga:

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