GAGASLAYME 2,415 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 23 minutes ago, Saint Hollywood said: Laid ease and gentle rats, I bring to you all... The Chronicles of a Broke Lana Del Rey Lana: "What is your opinion on witchcraft?" Kendall: "It's great, I guess." Lana: "Perfect." *Lana whips out her bottle of pig blood and her spell book and begins to recite a spell* Kendall: "Wait, wha-" *Kendall vanishes into thin air, leaving behind only her lips and her wallet* Lana: "Yay! Now I can buy lunch!" *Lana quickly stores Kendall's lonesome lips in her fake Gucci purse to use for another spell later and proceeds to walk to the nearest McDonalds. She purchases a double cheeseburger with a small drink of Pepsi Cola.* Lana: "So this is what my p**** tastes like..." FIN Reveal hidden contents I'm extremely sleep-deprived, okay? ASIB better watch out add me@SC:pandas-rule37 IG@dallus_joshua.art Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 22,274 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Lana's become so weird lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfume 8,801 Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, holy scheisse said: Lana's become so weird lol She’s always been very quirky, people are only noticing more now. an angel held me like a child Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I love Lana more than life itself, but I cant imagine this being a good interview at all 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Boy 3,253 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Saint Hollywood said: Laid ease and gentle rats, I bring to you all... The Chronicles of a Broke Lana Del Rey Lana: "What is your opinion on witchcraft?" Kendall: "It's great, I guess." Lana: "Perfect." *Lana whips out her bottle of pig blood and her spell book and begins to recite a spell* Kendall: "Wait, wha-" *Kendall vanishes into thin air, leaving behind only her lips and her wallet* Lana: "Yay! Now I can buy lunch!" *Lana quickly stores Kendall's lonesome lips in her fake Gucci purse to use for another spell later and proceeds to walk to the nearest McDonalds. She purchases a double cheeseburger with a small drink of Pepsi Cola.* Lana: "So this is what my p**** tastes like..." FIN Reveal hidden contents I'm extremely sleep-deprived, okay? This is art. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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