Perfume 8,801 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Kendall Jenner will appear on the newest issue of Elle, presumably coming this next month. In the issue she is interviewed by Lana Del Rey. https://instagram.com/p/BilO3gND_im/ an angel held me like a child Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoebitch11 3,924 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 omg. i love that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,466 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 "If you could describe your sugar daddy using three adjectives, what would they be?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulture Kiari 3,433 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Queen of Lip Injections unite! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,447 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Queens of big lips tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfume 8,801 Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 While Gaga stars in a soon to be grammy winning film and wooed the hearts of millions of Americans with her outstanding Super Bowl performance, my girl Lana is... a reporter now. an angel held me like a child Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,851 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 should be the other way round, but okay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebit 6,240 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 WTF. Why would you get Lana to interview Kendall? I'm not even a Lana stan, but it's ridiculous when the interviewer is more interesting than the actual subject. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Laid ease and gentle rats, I bring to you all... The Chronicles of a Broke Lana Del Rey Lana: "What is your opinion on witchcraft?" Kendall: "It's great, I guess." Lana: "Perfect." *Lana whips out her bottle of pig blood and her spell book and begins to recite a spell* Kendall: "Wait, wha-" *Kendall vanishes into thin air, leaving behind only her lips and her wallet* Lana: "Yay! Now I can buy lunch!" *Lana quickly stores Kendall's lonesome lips in her fake Gucci purse to use for another spell later and proceeds to walk to the nearest McDonalds. She purchases a double cheeseburger with a small drink of Pepsi Cola.* Lana: "So this is what my p**** tastes like..." FIN Spoiler I'm extremely sleep-deprived, okay? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Hollywood 37,364 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Please know that I'm aware that Lana Del Rey could buy and sell my house and I three times over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaga Lazuli 8,654 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I'm hoping for an issue where Gaga interviews Madonna and viceversa Little Monsters Torture Me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio 23,538 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Wow it’s gonna be a very interesting interview Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordEnigma 11,313 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, RubberHeartt said: Queen of Lip Injections unite! Umm... I think you are thinking of Kylie not Kendall 💀 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, freebit said: WTF. Why would you get Lana to interview Kendall? I'm not even a Lana stan, but it's ridiculous when the interviewer is more interesting than the actual subject. Well... sincr Lana's is more interesting... would the other way around really be better? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKOUTbritney 22,359 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Inb4 they both bond over having controversial moments in their careers because of Pepsi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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