melon 3,589 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 hello assorted flops, after reading so many LG6 rumour threads I believe I have ascended past reality and discovered THE TRUTH YES. today I shall reveal to you how to create your very own believable LG6 twitter rumour! lets get on to the steps! Step 1: everyone likes hype, so begin your twitter thread by saying how h y p ed you were when you heard the lead for LG6. example: "If this song is the one I heard 8 years ago on my Nokia, then you ladies are in for a WiLd rIdE!?![]!/1!" now you will require a dice for the next few steps Step 2: which album/era of music does LG6 resemble? roll the dice and find out 100% what LG6 will SOUND like! YES it IS that simple, just roll your dice for each step and the number will answer the question! 1. 80s music 2. The Fame 3. The Fame Monster 4. Born This Way 5. ARTPOP 6. 1970s Disco or Funk Step 3: choose an adjective to describe the tone of the album! dark is featured twice as it is the most believable thing to say and makes you sound *credible*! 1. Dark 2. Fresh 3. Retro 4. Futuristic 5. Commercial 6. Very dark Step 4: who is the main producer for LG6? 1. RedOne 2. DJWS 3. Bloodpop 4. Mark Ronson 5. Boys Noize 6. Nile Rogers Step 5: most importantly, when will this record be released?! 1. Soon 2. The [insert celebrity event within next month e.g. Met Gala] 3. In Summer 4. At the AMAs last year 5. After ASIB/in 2019 6. Never. Step 6: if you are wrong (lol like you would be, you're an INSIDER!) just say Gaga keeps changing her mind or delete your account! so there you have it folks! a legit 6 step guide on how to be a real twitter insider and predict what LG6 will 20000% sound like! and feel free to roll your dice as many times as you like til you get a result you know everyone will love show me to me please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 the accuracy omfg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Warhola 12,992 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 I'm ready to make my parents proud she's a party girl with a bad habit for drugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoof 21,600 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 666FlopArt exposed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
justanothergay 2,486 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Y'all my wig 🙀I have some LG6 tea for you, and it's sounding good! Gaga will be serving some 1970's disco vibes, but from what I heard it's very commercial. They've kept quiet, but Mark Ronson is actually back on this record to clean things up and make everything sound cohesive. Expect news at the Met Gala xx 😜🙈 that boy that boy that boy that boy that boy That Boy THAT BOY is a MONSTER Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 omg if the lg6 lead is the one my mom's goldfish's cousin's brother leaked to me y'all are gonna be SHOOKT!!! it's a bit like ARTPOP but a lil more commercial because QUEEN OF MATERIALISM Boys Noize produced a lot of it but she also worked with RedOne to help make the aforementioned HITS I've heard she's debuting the lead at the BBMAs which she is confirmedT not performing at but actually i heard that shawn mendes will be secretly just a mannequin, which she will come out of after he announces that he is gay to perform a medley of BTW and a few LG6 tracks!!! *next tweet* I've noticed that in my last tweet I stated that she will be performing the lead single but went on to change it to a medley of Lg6 tracks, my bad!!! DOn't blame me I'm only human I can 100% confirm she is performing the second single featuring Cardi B at the BBMAs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi Its Nicole 5,428 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 GuYs I jUsT hEaRd GaGa’S nEw SoNg “HoUnDs” AnD i LoVe It. I sOuNdS vErY 80’s. ThE vIdEo Is VeRy DaRk WiTh A FuTuRiStIc TwIsT. tHe MaIn PrOdUcEr FoR tHe AlBuM iS bLoOd PoP wItH hElP fRoM DJWS aNd ReDoNe. It WiLl CoMe OuT tHe FrIdAy BeFoRe ThE BBMAS. Spoiler Does this sound like hype? Hello Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 No, you're missing some points. I'll educate. - You have to say it's pop, otherwise people will riot and not be hyped. - You have to say it sounds like a collab between BTW and TFM. - You have to state something like this: "I've heard from the Haus that Gaga will release in may, if her fybo hasn't become worse." If it's wrong: "She was ill due to her fybro" Always use her fybro, the residency, ASIB and her old postponements as an excuse. You always have to say it will be a nr.1 and it will be at the same level as TFM. You have to hype with images that are matching with the context of other rumors: You have to use pictures that are out of context to hype: And final: You have to say that the GP will love it and live shows are planned. You have to be realistic and variable for the future, if it doesn't come true, you have an excuse, if you are true, you can say in every tweet that you were true before. --------------------How to become an insider, page 357. --------------------------- We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo 9,639 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Don't give them ideas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchHooker 8,490 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, Hi Its Nicole said: GuYs I jUsT hEaRd GaGa’S nEw SoNg “HoUnDs” AnD i LoVe It. I sOuNdS vErY 80’s. ThE vIdEo Is VeRy DaRk WiTh A FuTuRiStIc TwIsT. tHe MaIn PrOdUcEr FoR tHe AlBuM iS bLoOd PoP wItH hElP fRoM DJWS aNd ReDoNe. It WiLl CoMe OuT tHe FrIdAy BeFoRe ThE BBMAS. Reveal hidden contents Does this sound like hype? No you need to say it will go nr. 1 and it will rule the charts, that it will snatch wigs, that is has some BTW vibes with the success of The Fame and it's radio friendly and the GP will love it, it will have a good MV and the other popgirls will learn. And always, never forget to say... 'a total new sound', because she always uses a new sound, so you're always right.. And you used the terms 'dark' and 'redone', so the darkga hunties like me will stan you We need DarkGa with Bops so we can rule the industry again and learn the other popgirls how to snatch 'em wigs to ultimate baldness!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenGermanotta 252 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 TBH I was once a fake insider by accident. I wanted to troll monsters into beliving my fake twitter account because I wanted to show them how easy it is to trick people and I wanted to expose Chaos Angle but they fukking belived me xdddd I thought I was so obviously fake so that everyone would laugh and see the mistake which is also the case for other fake accounts but monsters are truly something else. I love this fan base but we are by far the most delusional Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody hooker 6,445 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Take this with a grain of salt, but my house’s foundation heard from the airplane flying over it that LG6 will be amazing! The album will be very TFM. Gaga decided to play it safe, and make the album commercial. She called Bloodpop and Boys Noize, and told them that their services are no longer needed as DJWS is back in. The current release date is November 2017. This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 The Gaga keeps changing her mind part is the true tea here!! The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Featured Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.