Ranking The Billboard Top 20

[corvus albus 38,031]

Today i'm going to rank the Billboard Top 20 (April 28, 2018). Starting with the worst and with the best song on top. I have six categories: S*** Tier (0/5) --> Bad Tier (1/5) --> Meh Tier (2/5) --> Decent Tier (3/5) --> Good Tier (4/5) --> Great Tier (5/5) . I just wanted to rank this weeks top 20 becuase i fear that i don't have a lot of good songs left when the new Top 20 comes out tomorrow. So yeah, i'm going to rank the Top 20 tomorrow too.

S*** Tier

20. Freaky Friday - Lil Dicky, Chris Brown --> What else could it be? I don't have the nerve to rage at this song (translation: i have enough WP's already ) If you want someone to give this song a proper thrashing i can pm you a review that give's this song what it deserves.

19. Psycho - Post Malone, Ty Dolla $ign --> Why does Post Malone have a career?

18. Look Alive - Block Boy JB, Drake --> Next time maybe try to SOUND ALIVE!

Bad Tier

17. Walk It Talk It - Migos, Drake --> *Beleaguered Sigh*

16. Be Careful - Cardi B --> Sorry Cardi, i like you ... but this song suck's

15. Plug Walk - Rich The Kid --> *Ennui Intesifies *

14. Mine - Bazzi --> This song got big thanks to being a meme. Next time meme something that deserves to be big.

13. God's Plan - Drake --> This song actually grew on me

Meh Tier

12. Perfect - Ed Sheeran --> Boring is still better than obnoxious (SOY).

11. Never Be The Same - Camily Cabello --> This is just so sad. Camila got finally a good song with Havana and then she get's mediocre again.

10. Nice For What - Drake --> I have no opinion on this song.

Decent Tier

9. Meant To Be - Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line --> This is not country ... but it's a decent pop song.

8. The Middle - Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey  --> "Stay" was better.

7. Pray For Me - Kendrick Lamar, The Weeknd --> The chorus just sounds so disconnected from Kendricks verses

6. Finesse - Bruno Mars, Cardi B --> Cardi saved this song.

Good Tier

5. Whatever it takes - Imagine Dragons --> The first good Imagine Dragons song since Radioactive. It's impressive to be this terrible for such a long time.

4. I Like It - Cardi B, Bad Bunny, J Balvin --> The future summer hit of 2018 everybody!

3. Chun Li - Nicki Minaj --> YAS! Some fire-spitting by Nicki!

2. Call Out My Name - The Weeknd --> Could you please just move on? Wisperlina isn't worth it.

1. Havana - Camila Cabello --> Yes we don't have any great song this makes me sadder than would you think.

This chart has an average of 43/100. I've seen worse in 2016 but this is still really close. Maybe we all should contribute to a better Hot 100 and stop listening to garbage Trap and Hip Hop songs.

 

[Evan Peters 10,335]

14 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

 

11. Never Be The Same - Camily Cabello --> This is just so sad. Camila got finally good with Havana and then she get's mediocre again.

excuse me?

[corvus albus 38,031]

4 minutes ago, Evan Peters said:

excuse me?

Havana was her first good song and now she makes mediocre songs like OMG and Crying In The Club again.

[TeenIdle 117,739]

I love Whatever It Takes. I like Meant to Be and Never Be the Same. I don't care about the rest. 

[corvus albus 38,031]

1 minute ago, TeenIdle said:

I love Whatever It Takes. I like Meant to Be and Never Be the Same. I don't care about the rest. 

I understand this. The Hot 100 is really boring. We can expect it to be even worse next week thanks to J Coles album bomb.