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Has anybody here ever been brought on stage by Gaga?


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1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

I wanna meet you :diane:

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Babel
25 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

It's copypasta :poot:

just wanted to let you know that I'm spamming you with likes so you reach 60k faster than Haroon gives a wp

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3 minutes ago, Triggered said:

just wanted to let you know that I'm spamming you with likes so you reach 60k faster than Haroon gives a wp

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Stephen
38 minutes ago, Sanne Godijn said:

Please tell me this story is fake

It's a long running joke :sharon: It started when someone wrote that exact story about Demi Lovato and now people just replace demi with any celebrity. It doesn't mean anything.

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TeenIdle
1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my v@gina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

I knew how the story was gonna go but it was still so much fun reading it :laughga:

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TeenIdle
25 minutes ago, Sanne Godijn said:

 

You seriously thought Gaga flicked someone's vajayjay on stage? :wtfga:

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derpmonster

I went on stage at her Joanne World Tour show last year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time monster that day. She pulled me on stage during John Wayne and I said hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her to sing the chorus she stared at me blank faced. I continued singing "I'm strung out on John Wayne" I sang. "Dat doo deet doe dat doo deet doe". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my pegina while singing the bridge. Christian Carino took a picture and I got off the stage and that's when Gaga started singing whale mating calls to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Gaga is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @ryanripley he was there with me.

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derpmonster
32 minutes ago, Steve Nasty said:

It's a long running joke :sharon: It started when someone wrote that exact story about Demi Lovato and now people just replace demi with any celebrity. It doesn't mean anything.

Excuse me, don't undermine my struggles, Gaga herself said her ARTPOP could mean anything.

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Doncho

No but a guy who was in line with me, who I also met on facebook some moths ago, went up the stage in the BTWB in Argentina. I was at first kinda jealous :selena: But then super happy for him because he traveled a lot to see her. He is still a monster!

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