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I ranked all Gaga songs 24-1


corvus albus

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corvus albus

I'm still bored so i'm going to post the rest of the list today :ladyhaha:

So not a lot is left and everything is spectacular. This is going to be a tough one:

24. Yoü and I --> The best ballad on BTW and it gave birth to my favorita Gaga alternative persona :sis:

23. Judas --> No matter how awesome you are and how flawless your choreography is when you are responsible for Gagas decline i can't put you in the top 20 :grr:

22. Electric Chapel --> The electric guitar riff is awesome!

21. Scheiße --> Think of this song as a single and being played on the radio and tell me with a straight face this wouldn't be funny :poot:

20. Lovegame --> This song is so delightfully stupid it hurts

19. Sexxx Dreams --> I appreciate the raw honesty of the song and the music compliments it so well

18. Do What You Want --> Unstoppable groove but dragged down by a perv

17. Paparazzi --> The 2009 VMA's MADE this song!

16. A-Yo --> Every person that i've played Million Reasons and A-Yo always picked A-Yo:trollga:

15. Venus --> It's such a mess musically but oh my god do  i love it!

14. Poker Face --> Speaking of mess we shouldn't forget the queen of messines. The beat is a trainwreck harmonization wise but it just fits perfectly so i can only assume that this was on purpose

13. Born This Way --> This song is so LOUD but i think that was intentional. Like even different non complementary elements can make harmony. Also BEST LGBTQ ANTHEM OF ALL TIME!

12. John Wayne --> Sometimes you don't need words in a chorus you just need some soundeffects that perfectly resemble the mood of the song

11. Just Dance --> This is the single of TF that aged perfectly, Paparazzi comes in second. The opening notes alone make this song iconic. Pray for our souls that Gaga will release something like this again.

10. Second Time Around --> I know it's not a single but i had to include my favorite unreleased because if i hadn't the list would feel incomplete for me (My second would be The Greatest Thing :stalkga:)

9. Gypsy --> like TEOG without the saxophone, should've been a single

8. Dancin' In Circles --> (i forgot to put an explanation her first so i'm adding it now:sharon:) Let's be serious here guys. We all wanted this. There's no one in the universe that didn't need a Gaga song about masturbation.

7. Alejandro --> It's impossible to not love this song. This is a song that will always linger in the collective conscious of the GP wile songs Like BTW will sadly be relegated to only be remembered by the gays and in clubs :cryga:

6. Marry The Night --> The Bridge + the last chorus are the best part of Born This Way hands down!

5. The Edge Of Glory --> Did i say MTN has the best part of BTW? That's clearly a lie because TEOG itself is pure pop perfecction!

4. Telephone --> I'm standing here with my drink and no one will ever be able to convince this song doesn't deserve to be top 5 :bye:

3. Dope --> Intensly emotional ballad that literally destroyed me emotionally when i heard i the first time.

2. Applause --> Thank you Gaga for writing such an amazing song to such an ungrateful little **** like me who ranks the music of the best artist in the world :kara:

1. Bad Romance --> What else could it be honestly? :firega:

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Monster7
10 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

14. Poker Face

Easily top 5

12 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

13. Born This Way

The same

12 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

9. Gypsy

As much as I love Gypsy, there are much better songs

14 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

5. The Edge Of Glory --> Did i say MTN has the best part of BTW? That's clearly a lie because TEOG itself is pure pop perfecction!

:kara:

14 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

3. Dope -->

What about Speechless?? Million Reasons?? Angel Down?:icega:

 

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corvus albus
2 minutes ago, Monster7 said:

What about Speechless?? Million Reasons?? Angel Down?:icega:

They're all in the top 50 :laughga:

I made these threads just some hours ago

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ryanripley
1 minute ago, corvus albus said:

No just because

DIC above Pokerface????

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corvus albus
Just now, ryanripley said:

DIC above Pokerface????

I added now an explanation why DIC is were it is

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corvus albus
2 minutes ago, SFDMQ said:

Paparazzi #17 :triggered:

It was so hard to decide which song get's which placement. Just let me mourn all the losses from songs which deserved better but couldn't get higher because i cant give one placement to two songs :giveup:

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Mikolaj

This list made me realize that there will never be any legit consensus - maybe apart from an ultimate survivor that would last months. Many including me wouldn't put Dope or A-Yo so high, but ... it's still much better than the official GGD one. It's pretty well done actually, congrats :hug:

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Ronk

Imo, MTN and Gypsy deserve top 5.  I would bump Telephone to get one of them in. Maybe Dope to get the other in.  I liked IWBWU better, anyway.

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