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To me this is just so dam funny.. I mean ok your having an auction.. But how many thirst bottoms you know who are going to bid on that jock strap.. 

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Ill be placing a bid.. Dont Judge. :emma:

 

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(CNN)Russell Crowe is sharing mementos from his marriage -- for a price.

The actor hosted a divorce-themed auction in Sydney on Saturday, which also happens to be his birthday and wedding anniversary.

As part of the auction by Sotheby's Australia, Crowe will part with an eclectic mix of items and movie souvenirs collected during his nine-year marriage to Danielle Spencer. The couple called it quits in 2012.

Photos: Shocking celebrity splits

Items on sale at the auction included his leather jockstrap and midnight blue satin boxers, along with art, watches, diamond rings and a Mercedes Benz.

The official poster for the auction, aptly titled "The Art of Divorce," features a tuxedo-clad Crowe grinning as he raises a cocktail glass in a toast.

"Apart from watching as an online bidder, you can just tune in as an observer as it will be live-stream on Facebook," Crowe tweeted.

Hundreds of items are up for grabs, and come with descriptions of their role in the Academy-winning actor's personal or movie life.

"One of Russell Crowe's personal cars, this vehicle also served as one of the wedding cars on the day of his marriage to Danielle Spencer on 7 April 2003," a note next to the Mercedes says.

The movie paraphernalia includes a replica Roman chariot from the "Gladiator" and a leather sketchbook used by Crowe's character in "3:10 to Yuma." Crowe donned the boxers and the jockstrap in the 2005 film, "Cinderella Man."

Items on sale are not limited to movie or wedding mementos. There are also Rolex watches, landscape art, ice skates, cricket jerseys, motorcycles and a whole lot more.

Crowe and Spencer have two children.

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Eggsy
2 minutes ago, Derpplause said:

imagine if Shawn did this...twitter would go crazy :smh: 

This. :air: 

@shawn its time to get rid of that old strap :toofunny:

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Ryusei
7 minutes ago, Derpplause said:

imagine if Shawn did this...twitter would go crazy :smh: 

GGD would start crowdfunding :ladyhaha: 

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Chromatislaps
Just now, Ryusei said:

GGD would start crowdfunding :ladyhaha: 

...GGD would start crowdfunding for more than just that...imagine custom made toys :smh: nnnnnn

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Bloody hooker
15 minutes ago, Derpplause said:

...GGD would start crowdfunding for more than just that...imagine custom made toys :smh: nnnnnn

And if it had never been washed, there would be a perfume based on his scent. :selena:

This mutual gaze was a “longing to touch” or a "pre-coitus" stare.
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Disgusting

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Eggsy
37 minutes ago, Derpplause said:

...GGD would start crowdfunding for more than just that...imagine custom made toys :smh: nnnnnn

Yall are messy.. :toofunny:

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Quasi

Less than an hour and this thread is already talking about making perfume from daddy Shawn's crotch musk.

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I don't understand pineapples, so I don't eat bananas.
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Chromatislaps
56 minutes ago, Quasi said:

Less than an hour and this thread is already talking about making perfume from daddy Shawn's crotch musk.

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Chromatislaps
7 minutes ago, Uncle ARTPOP said:

This is an bottom holey place

fixed :green: 

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MJHolland
2 hours ago, Derpplause said:

imagine if Shawn did this...twitter would go crazy :smh: 

The limit would not exist to how much I’d bid 

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Eggsy
33 minutes ago, MJHolland said:

The limit would not exist to how much I’d bid 

Mess but we stan you for your commitment to the production of Shawn Parfum De Toilette

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